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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈@jakesalza.bsky.social · yesterday

Remember to vote today if you live in Missouri ❤️ or any of those other states doing the voting thing

Good bye lake 👋🏻! Okay I’m back — what’d I miss??

See y’all in a week! Vacation time baybeee! 🥰

To a pulp you say?? Palworld definitely not Pokemon 🤣

Thank fuck it’s finally Friday! What’re the weekend plans bbs?? 🥰

Morning thought: there’s probably a porn titled “pokemon go in my anus” 🤣🤣🤣

Hubba hubby 😍

Anyone need some hydration? 🤣 (my mom is obsessed with Vitamin Water and it’s her birthday soon so I got a bunch)

Think you can handle all of these? 🤭

Qifrey and Olruggio just HAVE to be lovers OKAY??

Husands

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SAAAME! 😍

Andy@andyukb.bsky.social · 3w ago

Oh yeah, I'm a massive fan of this one.

This was referring to cyclosporiasis okay?? 🤣

👻💕@friendlywraith.bsky.social · 3w ago

Every time I have to 💩 now I’m like oh no is this the beginning of the end??

Every time I have to 💩 now I’m like oh no is this the beginning of the end??

Omg this is the longest I’ve gone without posting I’m so sorry! 🙇 Sending lots of love to you all on this day of 🍑! 🥰

I have yet to play the updated Marvel Rivals — how we feeling about it??

Playing dead by daylight for the first time tonight and I’m already scaaared 😱😱😱

Turns out I can make actual 🍆 grow too! 🤣🤭

In my credit card transactions there’s one for “DP Restaurant” and it makes me giggle every time 🤭

Man Giggles with a Smile

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Looove tidying up the place and getting things ready for the week and then taking a nice looong bath 😌! Do you have any Sunday evening rituals that help get you ready for the week?

Yeah I play this game cause the mechanics are so good mhm mhm 🤣

Morning :D happy friiiday! What’re the plans this weekend y’all? I’ll be gaming, going to an event called jam and jam 🤣 and hopefully being suuuper lazy! 🥰

Hiii! Gonna be in Portland, Oregon for one night in August and looking for lodging / neighborhood-to-stay-in recommendations pweeease! 🤗🥰

One episode away from finishing the final season of The Bear and daaamn it’s soooo fucking good! 🥹🥹

Getting ready to have conveyor sushi and I’m SO EXCITED 🤣😍

And in a surprise to no one I’m still this owl’s b*tch 🙂‍↕️

Hey! I have! A face! 🤗

lol my truth is that every once in awhile i’ll mass unfollow people who don’t follow me back, then forget exactly who they all were and after some time just follow them back again 🤣🤣 i’ll never learn!

I keep thinking today is Friday. Today SHOULD BE FRIDAY! 😤😢

Here I am humbly submitting my entry into today’s humpday posts. Thank you ever so much for your attention and consideration 🙇

lol second day of summer and the weather is in the low 70s and I’m like let’s just keep it at this temperature for the foreseeable future thanks 🤣