the logical parts of my brain are fighting the rest of my brain and instead of finding a solution for what's eating at me, I'm making a lot of Marge Simpson noises instead
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being alive is weird. not a botanist. AHOY! she/her
my little bubba loves scritches so much, he goes belly up
I keep seeing shit I did in high school popping up as new trends, but I'm gonna lose it if the playboy bunny sticker makes its return to the tanning bed.
#NewStrainSunday presents: OG ESSENCE THUNDERFUCK It's like when you have a dream you're using the toilet but wake up in your own piss
Working on this weird shit again! I'm super pumped about how that first flower turned out...
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what if instead of fighting our state governments to keep data centers out of our neighborhoods, we just give the Lorax a gun
one time I asked the lord to forgive me my trespasses but the second someone trespassed me, I was like WUT BITCH
coworker: have you guys been around (another coworker) today? me: no why? coworker: he smells like a sexy man even though he is not
for twenty bucks, I will text your ex his own dick alongside a medical diagnosis I made up
I would pay real American dollars to watch my dad get his shit rocked
I think it's weird that nobody is using 2A for its intended fucken purpose. Y'all been open carrying for this exact moment, but you're at Walmart instead.
do you ever quote something so long that someone new asks what it's from and you don't even know anymore?
we should stop assigning perfectly good songs to relationships bc if I have to associate your dumbass with the best song I've ever heard after we break up, I'm gonna pump my car exhaust into your vents
maybe the reason geocities was successful was bc there were no comment sections
this was way too many characters to type and I'm too high to summarize so here's a skeet out my head hole
you can honestly say whatever you want to people, just say "omg autocorrect" after if you were extra mean
you ever think about how our names are just sounds assigned to us for the specific purpose of getting our attention
a bitch has to have character in order to defame it
maybe instead of going no contact with your shitty parents, you could go hand to hand contact
#NewStrainSunday presents: Data Center Indica You’ll drink all the water in the house, and have nothing to show for it
am I tired or am I trying to escape reality in a socially acceptable way: the american horror story
every time somebody blocks me, I look at my own feed and try to decide what the last straw was lmao
still thinking about the time I got blocked by Ryan Reynolds on twitter. feels good man.
I really wanna make death less scary for people as a person who is knee deep in it everyday. It's so frustrating that people in their 60s and 70s will bury their own parents and are clueless about the entire process. I wish I could make an after school special, tbh. Would you dummies like more info?