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Netflix having an AI chatbot now highlights the most obvious stupid part of the AI agent rush. These companies all already have a way of tailoring recommendations to you, only now you have to actively engage with it instead of it being passive and also they invested 800 million dollars to get it
Capping off the year by becoming a pudding influencer
Love having terrorism committed on my mind by the Seattle Seahawks
As controversial as it was to ever release it, I think it's a good thing Go Set A Watchman was published because I know I'm not the only one who sees their dad reposting shit on Facebook slobbering Elon Musk balls up thinking "you would have hated everything this guy was about when I was a child"
I enrolled the kids in my sister's neighborhood in what I dubbed the Evil Lottery last night by dropping one sugar free Reese's cup into the bucket of candy we were giving out
The FASCISTS I work for have asked me to stop starting every phone call with "ay caramba, thank you for calling Self Suck Incorporated"
I am very proud of my teenage niece who is dressed as Bela Dimitrescu for Halloween this year
Today is the 4 year anniversary of when I tweeted at Elon Musk that I would suck his dick clean off his body and got suspended, then appealed and unsuspended the same day, then immediately tweeted that I would shoot him in the head and got banned for 3 and a half years
Going to sheetz to see if they can microwave a couple slices of deli turkey that I brought in
I'm trying to fund a type of zoo where all the animals have put on the metal cap from mario 64 and become metal Mario versions of themselves. Investors are not understanding my vision so far
I forgot what day it was and walked in my office to see one of the new guys dressed like Dante from devil may cry
Very funny to see Peter Berg has a new movie coming out and think "I wonder if it's a war movie or a football movie" and it's both. And then I wondered if Explosions In The Sky would do the soundtrack and was also correct about thst
A bunch of people at my work are becoming hip to the new game, where you just have to be the first people to admit and/or gloat that you've taught an AI agent to do 90% of your job for you and you'll get to keep your job and pay and get a bunch of congratulations about it
I don't think I've ever been wrong about anything. Especially opinions
Judge a man not by the amount of salami he ate in front of his fridge at 10pm, but rather by how many little shreds of salami he threw to his doggy and the fact that he said "oh good catch" every time his doggy caught a piece because his doggy is not very good at catching shreds of salami
I hit the big 4 today. Pork, chicken, beef, and goop
I forgot to post. Go hawks fuck da chiefs. Fuck da 49ers as well
Dad bought a new truck and he owes my sister and I thousands of dollars combined still
He has no style, he has no grace, but this Kong saved the human race