He's not gonna grow, but if Lampkin can put on 15-ish pounds, kick Jurgens to guard.....

Carl Weathers: Baby, You Got a Stew Goin'

Alt: Carl Weathers: Baby, You Got a Stew Goin'

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Dave Zangaro@dzangaro.bsky.social · 10h ago

Nick Sirianni today on Willie Lampkin: "He has ability to play on the inside at center or guard, good versatility, smart guy, really athletic. He's been fun to watch at camp. We find ourselves as coaches when we're watching tape, just kind of being like, 'Man, Willie did it again.'"

Won't one brave person in the crowd pop off a couple shots?* *shots as in set up a hoop and dunk a basketball over him. There is no ulterior meaning here.

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · yesterday

Negative aura

The homophobe gave up a run?

I'm not done hating so don't let this close game make you forget that Trea Turner is 0-5 with three strikeouts.

I was yelled at FERVENTLY at the conclusion of last season for saying that Orion Kerkering was damaged goods now. Someone even blocked me for it! He has been HORRIBLE this year.

Cleaned up the screws of my old Gameboy Color with isopropyl alcohol to try and open it so I can fix it only to realize I don't own a mini three-pronged screwdriver. Lost all those brain cells for nothing, smh.

MFW the Eagle I never thought would retire talks about hanging em up:

Philly Sports Reports@phlysprtsreprts.bsky.social · 3d ago

BREAKING: Lane Johnson has just said the 2026 season will “probably be his last,” noting family is his priority. "It's hard to get time back" with his kids, he said. Johnson said his mother is dealing with some health issues. His focus right now is with the #Eagles.

Local pizza places owner was wearing a Tatum shirsey when I went in tonight so it's my civic duty to roll in with a Jaylen Brown Sixers shirt at some point this year for the bit.

"JUST WILD BEAT! COMMUNICATION!"

🏅 THIS ACCOUNT IS SAFE FROM HALL OF FAME GAME BRAINROT 🏅

Took one day for me to go from, "Why would I see a movie about the pedophile catching show?" To, "God damn Robby P did it again huh????"

Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · 4d ago

This is going to get a lot of use as a reaction clip

Happy 40th birthday to the (canonically lesbian) Samus Aran!

They're missing the playoffs.

NBC Sports Philadelphia@nbcsportsphiladelphia.com · 5d ago

Final.

New American currency is basically just lying

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6d ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

Bro WHY is Spider-Man two and a half hours????????

Hey, I watched this tonight, and I think it genuinely might be a masterpiece of cinema. I've never seen anything like it and may never ever again.

Sure thing, white McNabb.

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 6d ago

Josh Allen: You knock enough at the door, it's going to open at some point.

Fuck Microsoft Authenticator all my homies hate Microsoft Authenticator.

It'd be great if the Phillies traded Alec Bohm away but idk if they can considering he probably has to stay in the Delaware Valley for court proceedings.

Bryson Stott #PackYourShit

Jeff Passan Bot@jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · last wk.

BREAKING: The Philadelphia Phillies are acquiring second baseman Luis Arraez in a trade with the San Francisco Giants, sources tell ESPN.

Jaylen Brown is too much of a covid weirdo I had to unfollow after like a week.

The point to the sky afterwards is so fucking funny. Nah bro God was NOT looking out for your dumbass, lol.

Phillies and Eagles throwbacks@sapjfinn6394.bsky.social · last wk.

43 days till kickoff - The 43 yarder that became known as the double doink #GoBirds

Be like me: I forgot the Phillies were even playing tonight :)

Oh my god I hate every character in this show (that isn't Godzilla itself).

Joe (in Erie)@frogs.bsky.social · 2mo ago

'MONARCH: Legacy of Monsters' is the absolute worst show I cannot stop watching.

Adam Schefter ... Mirror@adamscheftermirror.bsky.social · 2w ago

Repost by @AdamSchefter RT by @AdamSchefter: Mr. Football. 🎤 Narrated by @drewbrees Click to see original repost

Okay, my tweet from yesterday but it's about today's game. Jesus christ.

Matt Gelb@mattgelb.bsky.social · 2w ago

Phillies blow a six-run lead and lose. Plenty of bad losses this season, but this one is up there. They are 3-9 since the All-Star break. The Marlins, who had lost 12 straight, sweep Phillies.

Dead in the water.

Matt Gelb@mattgelb.bsky.social · 2w ago

Phillies have lost 8 of 11 since the All-Star break. They have scored 0 or 1 runs in 6 of those 11 games. It's their worst stretch of baseball since April.

You know it’s Summer when the 'Godzilla’s egg' watermelon makes a reappearance!

I think there's a real chance I can get 50 grand from Corey Booker just by telling him that I'm a pro isr**l candidate looking for funding.

Jared Holt@jaredlholt.bsky.social · 2w ago

come ON www.notus.org/democrats/de...