"Hmm, maybe I should make Walt's head scream even louder. What good's planning a party when the morons next door are sinking everything into boring, dull darkness?"

[NC] "Coming from the videogame prince of 'I try so hard to look cool'? Hahaha! Oh, you're hilarious!"

MANIA.EXE@maniadotexe.bsky.social · 10mo ago

{NC} "Fuckass dorito chip thinks he cool"

[NC] "HOW'D YOU LIKE THE SWARM OF YURIBOTS FROM THE DIMENSION OF INFINITE DESPAIR, MEATSACKS?"

[NC] "HOW'D YOU LIKE THE SWARM OF YURIBOTS FROM THE DIMENSION OF INFINITE DESPAIR, MEATSACKS?"

"You sorry saps are lucky my puppet has just enough free will to hold me back from my future plans!" "...Not that that's going to help for long, Ahahaha!"

bill The number you are trying to reach has been disconnected.

[ JOURNALIST "STALIA" ]@the-auth0rs-n0tes.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Uester ant. What are you planning?

antares Oh yeah speaking of that plotting me and Stella did You people are gonna HATE Bill

bill It's more that hell's coming to meet you, ahaha!

⬩ THE FOLLOWER.@will-o-the-wispy.bsky.social · 10mo ago

°~☆Stella☆~° Antares and I are plotting something, and I just wanna say; We're going to hell.

antares Whilst I'm talking about Bill This always gets a giggle out of me

antares The fact people were all 'holy shit' with this (four requotes on a bandwagon post is pretty wild) I think proves to me I'm doing a good Bill nsvjxkck

bill

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♥ — 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑼𝑷 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑶𝑼𝑫𝑺@crimsonexecutioner.bsky.social · 10mo ago

kat.nc

antares I would like to remind you all Bill is a complete shitlord bsjckxkc

"Torment, you say? Ahaha, Do tell me more!"

♥ — 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑼𝑷 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑶𝑼𝑫𝑺@crimsonexecutioner.bsky.social · 10mo ago

[ @cipher.from.wtf ] "A very very interesting individual! The power he holds is /overwhelming!/ I'd love to make a deal with him. When I'm gone, there will be nobody to torment Katsona... It would be very interesting to see him take my place~"

bill Thanks, meatsacks!

"You know what they say; think how stupid the average person is and 50% of humanity is stupider than them!" He doesn't react to their sudden appearance beside a seemingly-amused glance. "Great trick with the mutt, by the way! You had her hook, line and sinker! It was hilarious!"

♥ — 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑼𝑷 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑶𝑼𝑫𝑺@crimsonexecutioner.bsky.social · 10mo ago

"It's so easy to forget how much of a nuisance they can be when they look so small, wouldn't you agree~?" Floating gently beside him. The lack of atmosphere seems to not bother them.

"That's not a deal, kid!" Even if it's exactly like the kind of 'deals' that Bill peddles; he's not dumb enough to fall for something that's basically one of his own scams. "Beside, I already spread nightmares in the minds of dreamers! Why'd you think Washington had those dentures, ahaha!"

[ FACE OF TERROR. SHOW NO MERCY. ]@b3y0nd-th3-m4sk.bsky.social · 10mo ago

. . . . . . . . m a y h a p s . [ it did not think this through ] l o o k , t h e s c a p e n e e d s n i g h t m a r e s . W i l l y o u t a k e t h e d e a l o r n o t ?

"'Deal with', kid? You think I didn't recognize that wording? Ahaha!" He cackles, raising his arms as he seems to teleport back. "You get power over the dreamscape whilst I have to put up with things crawling out of your world?"

[ FACE OF TERROR. SHOW NO MERCY. ]@b3y0nd-th3-m4sk.bsky.social · 10mo ago

g o o d : ) *reaching a very lanky hand out, looking like it’s malnourished* i w o r k w i t h t h e D r e a m s c a p e A n d y o u d e a l w i t h t h e a b y s s s o m e d a y s . H o w i s t h a t ?

"I'm always up for a deal, kid!" He's also not stupid enough to trust someone just because they act like a fan.

[ FACE OF TERROR. SHOW NO MERCY. ]@b3y0nd-th3-m4sk.bsky.social · 10mo ago

G o o d t o h e a r : ) S a y . H o w a b o u t a d e a l ?

"It'll be fun! No rules, no regulations, just whatever you want to do whenever you want to!" Of course, it would also spell the literal end of existence itself but Bill wasn't gonna mention that. "Ya want in, kid?"

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍!@justadventurer.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Sounds… fun! [Clover isn’t really sure what to think. A party sounds great, but then again, the planet being in disarray doesn’t exactly instill confidence.]

bill Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy?

【マルク】@wishes-of-control.bsky.social · 10mo ago

{You're doing so good, I'm starting to think you just ARE Bill, just straight up...} {In other words, who are you and what have you done with the real antares?}

𝔻𝔼𝔸𝕃𝕊 𝕄𝔸𝔻𝔼 𝕎𝕀𝕋ℍ 𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ𝕊 𝕋ℝ𝕌𝕃𝕐

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"It's a DEAL!" The golden triangle's hand ignites in blue flames as they shake on this partnership, spreading up and across Marx's body before extinguishing themselves.

【マルク】@wishes-of-control.bsky.social · 10mo ago

"...Only if we both agree to not backstab each other, got it?" *He put a hand out for a handshake, smiling...* "So, we have a deal... yes?"

antares Ough this genuinely makes me so happy to hear Bill is one of my favorite villains of all time so I'm glad I'm doing him justice in people's eyes 🥺

A Restart@forgottenchampion.bsky.social · 10mo ago

🍬:You are so close to canon its scary

"Pretty much the usual! Deals, making 'friendships', the works!" He chuckles. "And there's no Big Frilly to get in my way this time!"

[ FACE OF TERROR. SHOW NO MERCY. ]@b3y0nd-th3-m4sk.bsky.social · 10mo ago

W o u l d b e b e t t e r W h a t a b o u t y o u ?

"A party! The whole multiverse'd be invited!" That sure /sounded/ like a good thing, but the way he casually just flung the planet into the future seemed... off, even if it was likely a fascimile.

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍!@justadventurer.bsky.social · 10mo ago

P…party…? [Clover seems more confused than ever now, as they watch the planet spin. They have no idea what’s going on.]

"Friends, huh?" He folds his arms behind his back, golden body hissing like static as it flickers through multiple images, some familiar, some not. "...Tell ya what, kid! You have your buddies, I have mine, how about we scratch each other's backs? We both want a party with no end, after all!"

【マルク】@wishes-of-control.bsky.social · 10mo ago

"But I already have power, don't you see?" "I don't need MORE... I already have what I want here and now..." "I mean, the only other wish I could ever really want... is a friend. an honest to Nova friend!"

antares A Multiversal Weirdmageddon would be such a cool SL now I think about it... Probably would need more Gravity Falls RPers though if it was to happen

"Oh, hey, my number one fan's back, hah-hah! How ya been, kid?"

[ FACE OF TERROR. SHOW NO MERCY. ]@b3y0nd-th3-m4sk.bsky.social · 10mo ago

S u r e i s : )

bill Wise choice, kid! Don't wanna go the way of Preston!

Tron Bonne@heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 10mo ago

[[I think you are doing a verr good job! No I’m not just saying that out of fear my face functions will get rearranged!

"Name's Bill! And you're on a first-class ticket toward a world-wide party!" He places a hand on the Earth beside him and spins it like a top... Judging by the moving continents he's just flung the planet into the far future.

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍!@justadventurer.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Who’re you!? What’re we doin’ up here!?