I mean, given the chance, who wouldn’t kiss Oliver Reed’s charred, phallic femur?

I’m at an open mic night that is truly Lynchian.

Just networking

So dark and twisted inside my head y’all. In a dream this morning, a friend filled my AirPods case with ketchup.

I can’t explain it but Charlie and Daniel are the same name

What if I told you I went to the Walmart photo studio?

Would love to be able to block all “a celebrity said something” articles forever.

Day off so I’m sending breakup texts to a guy I’m not even dating. Anything else I should get done?

Base layer

ALPHAFAG

Something crazy about how people in your phone age

Peer pressured

My dreams are telling me to go to Olympia

Put on all the things to feel like me

Anyways life’s nuts

Thinking longingly about those split beddings, like two individual half duvets on a queen bed. What could it mean?

Got a 30 day free trail of being a bad person

Definitely For sure Yeah Sure Hmmm I guess Maybe Could do How about {something else} Not really Yeah no Fuck no

I sent this to your dad

“There is always something between us and the thing we are supposed to be experiencing. I don’t talk to my mom; I text her. I don’t travel; I watch other people travel on YouTube. I don’t have sex; I watch porn.”

Latex and edibles for mental health

Hypnotize me to enjoy working out

Whose awakening?

Stopping for gummies on my way home from Camp Miasma

Feels like it’s time to completely change what I present to the world.

Something is going on with me

This kit is for cuddling

Some Muir cap Monday from the archives

Box cutter

Just give me a minute, these deck chairs are all out of place again.