The Cubs offense didn’t do shit tonight either (only five hits, all singles).
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It’s me, Cubs/Bears/Illini/Simpsons/FakeRally guy
The only way the Cubs could win this game is if they were somehow able to bat against their own bullpen.
Ah well. The Bears put up 59 on Sunday and look like a legit offense. I’m good.
Wow Edward Cabrera is just as shitty in relief as he was in the rotation. #FlyTheL
Must be nice to have a hard throwing relief pitcher who can shut a team down for multiple innings. I have no idea what that’s like.
Phillies lose, so it’s time for bumping this one.
Of course, the Phillies losing only helps the Cubs if the Cubs stop shitting their pants.
Oh great, Palencia with a one run lead.
The Simpsons: Doomed!
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Cubs are going to blow this before the bullpen even gets into the game.
Thank goodness Acuna didn’t do that in the 9th inning yesterday
#FlyTheW! The Cubs survive a typical shaky night from their bullpen and a Braves #FakeRally for a 7-3 win!
Cubs were up 7-0 with 9 outs to go and the Braves are about to have the tying run at the plate with 3 outs to go.
How is PCA supposed to hit a triple with Carson Kelly on first base?
Worse at holding a late lead: the Cubs or the Packers?
PCA will bat in the 8th inning needing only a triple for the cycle, but with the Cubs bullpen as it is, we may need more than that out of him.
PCA you are ridiculous!! 42/37!
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A solid six innings in the books for David Peterson!
Hey Cubs, save some of those two-out RISP hits for the playoffs! Oh, who am I kidding, they’re not going to get any of those in the playoffs. Let’s just use them up now.
Two run double for PCA! Cubs lead 3-0!!
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Cubs vs. Braves could be a playoff series preview except that series would be in Atlanta and I’d get to use the Superintendent Chalmers “You think they actually filmed this in Atlanta” screenshot.