trying my absolute best to not tell this cunt I’m going to kill them I should be given a noble peace prize
Going back to my roots of being in a gc bitching about a show I like #TVL
When I’m 30 I’m buying kitten heels and a long board
Butch is bringing over steak and rice for breakfast and driving me to Ithaca to swim and got me groceries is this what it’s like to be wooed by a functioning adult
I’ll kill everyone before I smile for a man’s sake
Telling my male coworker that he’s like the little brother I wish was aborted #beastmode
An irl butch asked me out immediately after I blocked my ex on everything, they text me good morning every morning but I’m just not in the mood for dating atm #idk
Today after field work in 30C i literally sweated so much flies were congregating around me, I felt cartoon dirty (stink lines and flies), I went up to my boss and pathetically asked if I could go home and shower and then wfh and she said yes!!!! Yes! Yes! Yes! And then I napped all day #badworker
I’m so nervous for my first gallery opening, what do I wear …
guy who has forgotten the words "public domain"": Israel Hands is free use
I lowkey forget how awesome summer is I just work my 9-4 and then after work I can do whatever I want like take an eddy and order Indian and watch movie with friends I don’t even have homework or exams or anything #wuaw
My art work is going to be shown at a gallery for a month!!! #Life when you don’t obsess over yaoi
They sent real Aziraphale and Crowley to super hell where they keep all the gay angels
Seized with the urge to get a mechanical engineering degree
Walked into my friend at the library from behind and she was watching a YouTube video titled “befriending a hummingbird moth”
You will be having a terrible day and then here comes a group project full of the laziest people ever
Talking to fellow lesbians who do ballroom and they’re all like yes we have to learn to lead to dance with Women
My spring break has been fuckign jury duty and now a gas leak I wish I was joking the entire fire department came into my house can whoever cursed me STOP
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
Going to volunteer with an org that helps ice detainees!!
Developing a crush which is dangerous for everyone
My pro tip to making friends in college is to keep threatening to become Catholic for community and people will readily hang out with you to prevent you from going down that dark path