FUBAR Observer

@fubarobserver.bsky.social

Misanthropic humanist, pragmatic nihilist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor. DM=Block

His new plan in Iran is to hide a bunch of special forces inside huge gilded statues of Ivanka and Melania and leave them on the beach, hoping they're taken as gifts. Guess we'll see if the Trump'n Whores work as well as the Trojan Horse.