When you're doing a little Bluesky at the crack of dawn and your printer scares the shit out of you by suddenly making clicky printer noises for no reason whatsoever
Goose the Moose
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I'm a lifelong union member, truck driver, labor leftist with a giant sheepadoodle rescue. Canadian who grows his own weed. Plays D&D. Votes NDP. Supports LGBTQ. All the letters!
Watching Dave Bautista's latest action film and he jumps a pickup over a tank shell that hits the truck chasing him. America endures!
So, I have Goose at my feet because he cant stop barking at the backyard squirrels and their bullshit, even in the bedroom, Abby on her wicker throne basket beside me, and Thyme sitting on the back of my chair licking my hair. Happy Sunday Morning, Bluesky.
So for our pains to celebrate America's 250th here in Canada we get this goon bullshitting us over the Gordie Howe bridge and flying warplanes over our capital, after whining YET AGAIN about our US booze ban. Yeah, happy fucking birthday... www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Ambassador Hoekstra wants American booze back on Canadian shelves next year | CBC News
U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra's speech at a Fourth of July party in Ottawa included a political nudge aimed at Canada, with American F-35 fighter jets flying over the crowd and a comment abo...
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We picked up some very nice side tables from someones defunct yard sale and my wife has asked me 4 times now if her friend is in the driveway to pick them up and now you know why old men are often seen staring out their windows at the street...
A CBC News visual investigation has confirmed that the Gaza War Cemetery where 22 Canadian soldiers are buried has largely been destroyed by the IDF. youtu.be/Usy-BwqQk_Y?...
How Canadian war graves in Gaza were destroyed
YouTube video by CBC News: The National
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I must now go on record admitting I dont know how to spell chihuahuahuahua - LITTLE PIRANHA BARKY DOG!! I'm sorry, but I'm down to the last of the homegrown and its basically nothing but THC dust at this point...
Fooling around on Bluesky and out of nowhere the cat jumps up on the desk and does a classic knockdown of a screwdriver. Shoots me an "are you not entertained NOW!" look and runs off...
Is there some method to train a dog to know what 'weekends' are so they don't wake you up at 5AM on a Saturday because that's morning wet food breakfast time during the work week?
Ok, so YouTube is showing me the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile race, and then the annual cheese roll in Britain. I guess I've really been fucking with the algorithm lately...
Our new rescue Minnie the Kentucky Chihuahua and our yard sale Grogu squishmallow which is now her couch corner throne
One of the highlights of my week is when a new episode of Witch Hat Atelier drops. Just a magnificent anime series, and rekindling my love of magical fantasy.
You know, when Trump finally does shuffle off to whatever 'eternal reward' he merits, he'll still be costing the American taxpayer money as undoubtably the Secret Service will have to post a guard to keep whatever gaudy tomb he is laid in from vandalism...
We adopted another Kentucy rescue, a long haired chihuahua name Minnifred who is close to Goose's age for company. We now have two extremely jealous dogs who either jump up on you or boomp your easy chair for attention, and then whale on each other for several minutes. Mini usually wins...
29% of Albertans said they'd vote to leave Canada if given the opportunity. I don't ever want to hear shit about Québécois being traitors ever again...
So, in honor of Black History month, Trump posts the most vile, racist thing I've ever seen any American President say or publish. And you want us to join your country....
I saw a very disturbing post on Reddit yesterday which I just have trouble believing. Does anyone else know or have evidence that ICE is torturing male detainees by intentionally rupturing their scrotums? I mean, that's pretty advanced level monstrous evil for any American if it's happening...
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
With this love in for the joys of authoritarianism, let's consider the actual track record of the Nazi party in Germany. In power for 15 years. Started a war after 10 years of prep. Lost. Lost millions of their own citizens. Lost half of Germany to the RUSSIANS. WORST form of government ever!
So, Madero's VP is Ok to run Venezuela as long as she 'does what she's told'. Otherwise she gets kidnapped and charged too. So, if she's also criminal enough to get dragged off to the US, why is she being left in office?
All this merited talk about how the US actions in Venezuela are a violation of international law aside, I think the US has taken a massive risk here. It has gone from flexing naval power blowing up small boats to assuming the invulnerability of said forces in a larger conflict in the drone age.
The Dubai New Year's show is unbelievable. It's literally an overload of amazing things.
This whole CECOT thing just demonstrates how a planetary public communication system annihilates censorship.
This is one of my favorite pictures from yesterday, Governor Pritzker with the protesters... #NoKings
How did they get Santos pardoned during a gov shutdown, but they can’t get Adelita Grivalja sworn in? 🤔