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@fuccerito.bsky.social

i love drawing ridiculous and inappropriate doodles of robots | 27 | they/them if u wish to support my robot loving ways I have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/fuccerito

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Misfire 🔞@decepticonlackey.bsky.social · 2d ago

Hi #constructiprowl people, here’s your daily dose of workplace safety violation

Constructicons have Prowl hoisted up on Hook’s hook and are worshipping him sexily from below. Bonecrusher is lifting Mixmaster, Long Haul holds Prowl steady and Scavenger balances with his bucket to touch Prowl’s thighs (pervert). Hook is telling everyone what to do from the background. Really it’s all just sexy.

Misfire 🔞@decepticonlackey.bsky.social · 7d ago

And what did he mean by this

🌊Sol | 林🌊 Shop open!@seafoamsol.bsky.social · 7d ago

Triangles and teeth #SeafoamArt #IronLeaguer #Leaguerposting

Digital painting of Gold Arm from Iron Leaguer. He's facing away and to the right of the image, smoke coming from between his teeth and back boosters.

Misfire 🔞@decepticonlackey.bsky.social · 7d ago

His boyfriend is a spider

Misfire 🔞@decepticonlackey.bsky.social · 7d ago

The most normal of all Decepticons

Octane drinking from a swirly straw with an apathetic look on his face

rito🔞@fuccerito.bsky.social · last wk.

I need sandstorm x octane where octane gets scared and sandstorm flirts with him by calling him old and they have dumb contests. I need this very badly

sgrimp @sgrimp.bsky.social · last wk.

tfp rumble concept #rumble #soundwave #transformers

rito🔞@fuccerito.bsky.social · last wk.

I love u dr rat shit #transformers

currently obsessed with dr. house and thinking about ratchet's description on tfwiki. this is a doodle page of ratchet drawn as of four classic dr. house promo pictures (handcuffed, biting a glove on his hand, putting on a glove, pill on the tongue). you know, classic.

moto @motolokiev.bsky.social · 4w ago

Lal Collins' Ko-fi is now open for donations if you wanted to leave them a tip for their hard work C: They've also added a few little shorts on their youtube since this video if you wanna check them out! ko-fi.com/lalcollins

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moto@motolokiev.bsky.social · last mo.

Lal Collins just spent an Unknown amount of time bringing MTMTE Issue 1 to life... a 24 staggering minutes long episode... beautiful staging & colours... character acting... and these models?? (The thighs...) holy macaroni. And the action scenes! Please go give it some love o_o youtu.be/poFk5rhHkm8

Misfire 🔞@decepticonlackey.bsky.social · last mo.

Legend says he never heard the end of it

philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · last mo.

my transformers comic 10

soundwave putting paper down saying "oh. ew."

ravage coming in with a bloodied chip chase as soundwave wags his finger at him "no - NO - DO NOT-"

soundwave pointing at door "PUT THAT BACK OUTSIDE - NOW"

Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · last mo.

two pages! www.oglaf.com/toxicity/

comic strip.

panel 1- a yellow cobra says "you have discovered the wish-snake. What do you wish?"

panel 2 we see we're in a sort of pink forest and the snake is talking to a woman.
Woman- Oo! True love!
Snake- Nope

panel 3 is a close-up on the woman
Woman- What? You get a veto?

Panel 4
Snake- I'm the wish-snake, baby
Woman- Of course you are

panel 5
Woman- A golden palace?
the snake puffs out a little cloud.
Not enough that you suspect it's vaping though.
Snake- Ugh.Tacky. No.

Panel 6
Woman- In the stories, wish-granters aren't usually so judgemental.

Panel 7
Snake- Aren't usually the wish-snake.

Panel 8
Woman- True. Ummm...
Snake- Venom

Panel 9
Woman- What?
Snake- You should wish you can spit venom.

Panel 10
Woman- I don't want to spit venom
Snake- Well that's the only wish I'm offering

page two of the same comic

Panel 1
Woman- Well no wish then

Panel 2
Snake- No wish is not a wish I'm offering.

Panel 3 is just a pause

Panel 4
Woman- Can the venom be tequila or something?
Snake- Let me just check

Panel 5
The woman and snake just stand there, silent.
If this were a movie it would hold on them for like a minute in total silence.

Panel 6
Tavern. Woman sits at a counter next to a man.

Panel 7
Woman squirts yellow liquid from her mouth.
The liquid lands in some glasses.

Panel 8
Man- That's disgusting

Panel 9
Woman- I also shit chocolate mousse 'cause of a magic frog
Man- You need to stay out of the enchanted forest.

Panel 10
Woman- I know but I keep getting drunk and waking up there.

Nira0w0 @niramirror.bsky.social · last mo.

Privacy is an illusion in this gestalt 😏 #transformers #scavprowl #constructicons

I'm going to let you all decide who is the one watching :))
Sketch if Scavenger in handcuff with Prowl standing over him, Prowl is looking directly at the viewer irritated while Scavenger is comfused

Bigbread @cupigthedum.bsky.social · last mo.

Gals

alof @alof4of9.bsky.social · last mo.

Robot with a regular guy name hashtag #ironleaguer hes cute i think

SINITA✨️ | Vgen COMM OPEN @sinistersinita.bsky.social · last mo.

It's Joever

rito🔞@fuccerito.bsky.social · 2mo ago

some bpjd doodles from recent rewatch…I love power Joe… #valveplug

Misfire 🔞@decepticonlackey.bsky.social · 2mo ago

It’s stupid how fast I got over the fact they look like bobbleheads

Misfire 🔞@decepticonlackey.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Is it weird to keep your former teammates polishing cloth and touch yourself or is it pretty normal

hi @rodimushole.bsky.social · 2mo ago

rodimus getting buttfucked happy pride #valveplug

rito🔞@fuccerito.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I offer to the public some creative demure multi-character poses

Misfire 🔞@decepticonlackey.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Get in the car

Myla Xan 🪡🎨@mylaxan.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Hello!! MAY PRE ORDERS OPEN! Also after some request, I'm accpeting a few USA orders but take into account I'll only ship ther via DHL! Sharing would mean the world, dears!!! Thank you! #transformers #maccadams