I have recently discovered that unfortunately I am a loverboy and maybe I fall a little too quickly sue me
fuglyjeans.bsky.social
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Lil gay barista guy Sometimes NSFW 📍Raleigh, NC | instagram.com/calen.jpeg
I haven’t worked out in a month but was feeling very ~skinny~ today so please enjoy this
A guy from 7 years ago (who I’m pretty sure used fake pictures of himself) texted me today and asked if I was still interested, boy if you don’t get the fuck out of here 😭
Catching up on Heartstopper and it still makes me cry unfortunately
home invasion is by far the scariest type of horror movie to me. like wdym there’s someone here. I live here. that’s not cool.
Brb he’s coming over to play mermaids in the pool
fuglyjeans.bsky.social@fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 3w agoSave me hairy himbo save me
Will give head in exchange for cuddles tonight
Do you guys sleep without the flat sheet or are you neurotypical
Chatting on Grindr and this guy asks what the C in my profile stands for. “My name is Calen!” “Ahh nice” That’s ok diva I didn’t wanna know what your name was! Go girl give us nothing!
Something smells good in hereeeeee (I’m cooking garlic and onion for a sauce)
I love how hot people are all pretending they’re not hot because twice recently some of the hottest men I’ve ever met told me they think they *I* am out of *their* league. Excuse me??
Hey can you guys stop getting hotter I want to catch up 😤
HEY just a reminder than unsolicited nudes are not welcome in my DMs if you see me on any other platform, that shit is weird
Managed to go get groceries AND do some meal prepping for the week all in the same day. Someone clap please 🥴
I just cannot imagine having a legacy as terrible as Lindsey Graham and not feeling the weight of that every day of my life. Some men make the world a better place by leaving it, truly
Hope y’all enjoyed that because it may not ever happen again 🫶🏻
fuglyjeans.bsky.social@fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 2mo agoIf I can find a place to live alone before the end of the year I’ll post a c*mshot video in celebration
Not to be horny on main but I cannot keep it down today 😵💫😵💫
Accidentally slept in till 10am what did I miss? Also good morning gay people
Apartment I applied to waited all week just to email me at 5:30pm on the Thursday before a long weekend saying they need another month of bank statements, knowing that they’d be closed until Monday. Diabolical.
Imagine thinking you’re entitled to seeing someone’s nudes because you think they’re cute and then being embarrassed when a boundary is set so you block them, but not before implying they’re fat
