I love living in the modern day I love slouching and wearing pants and man spreading and having my tubes tied and eating with my hands and watching youtube videos and reading depraved fanfic and wearing socks and stocks and being dual income no kids
I know I can never be a parent cuz I wouldn’t love my child unless it was a gay son or thot daughter
if I got abducted and probed by aliens they’d think hemorrhoids were just standard human anatomy and I wouldn’t be able to communicate that they are not in fact standard and they might want to abduct different, healthier human specimen
◜ . . 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑙𝑤𝑦𝑟𝑚𝑠 𝑏𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ ᯽ 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑 . . ◞ my beloved elven knight gwinivid painted by plagueform on vgen
okojotchi in sherbet land ❄️🌟🌨️ (new stoat tama incoming, not a drill...) ❄️
mrs gardner has been such a beautiful soul in OG pride and prejudice i’m so happy to see that it’s continued in the other bennet sister spinoff
yearning for the times my grad school roomies and I did a moral orel watch party ughhh I miss them
been so depressed and stress-maxxed lately but everyone is being so nice and kind to me today I feel a little better
wyd if you show up to her house and this is the toilet roll holder
it feels sooo weird when your health and fitness journey involves gaining weight… both muscle *and* fat. it’s always lose lose lose! eat less! fit your old jeans! it’s hard to navigate feeling physically better that I ever have because of changes only ever described as undesirable and negative
canvas LMS is down but AO3 is up guess what the afternoon has in store for me 🙏
