Cowboys game with 7 seconds left: Why kick a touchback? Make them run it back and burn time! Eagles Game with 8 seconds left: Why kick it to them and risk a return? Kick a touchback!
Migo - The Fungi from Yuggoth
@fungifromyuggoth.bsky.social
Male. Over 50. Fan of sci-fi, horror, and video games. SvenPal. Currently playing Spider-Man Remastered, reading The Dark Forest by Liu Cixin, watching Married...with Children (and Extreme Ghostbusters)
#Svengoolie #Berserk Goodnight, SvenPals! I love how this movie explained how she committed the earlier murders while she was closely monitored at school. Have a great week, everyone!
#Svengoolie #Berserk First 2/3's of movie - commit the perfect crime. Leave no shred of evidence. Last 1/3 of movie: look at me everyone! I'm killing this guy!
#Svengoolie #Berserk Is Svengoolie still going on? I have a life, you know! JK. I have no life. 😩
#Svengoolie #Berserk I can see that being drunk on this wheel would be a detriment. Blowing chunks on the audience is generally frowned upon.
#Svengoolie #Berserk Now Batman and Robin are investigating Alfred's death.
#Svengoolie #Berserk Wait, I wanted 100% of the circus and only 25% of you.
#Svengoolie #Berserk Song time! Wait, that's not Doug or Anita!
#Svengoolie #Berserk When I was young, I thought that most magicians died while doing the bed of nails trick. Also, I thought most assistants died in this trick of sawing a woman in half.
#Svengoolie #Berserk Matilda. On sale! Half off!
#Svengoolie #Berserk Hawkins: I want a share in your circus! Rivers: You got it. We are in the red for $10 million. I expect a check for $5 million tomorrow. Hawkins: I may have spoken too quickly.
#Svengoolie #Berserk Everyone in this circus has been trained with ropes, ladders, whips, chains, handcuffs... Uh, I may have said too much.
#Svengoolie #Berserk Inspector: Brooks, your only vice is having nice expensive clothes. Brooks: (under his breath) And shagging men. Inspector: What?
#Svengoolie #Berserk Until we find out who is stealing lunches from the break room fridge, the company is not buying donuts.
#Svengoolie #Berserk I didn't know this circus had cougars.
#Svengoolie #Berserk Joan Rivers had a circus?
#Svengoolie #Berserk Is Gwengoolie going for Peggy Bundy hair?
Peggy Bundy Dancing
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#Svengoolie #Berserk Joan Crawford is every boss I've ever had. "He died? Everyone gets 5 minutes to mourn. Get his replacement up to speed before lunch."
Rachel McAdams: Oh No, He Died!
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#Svengoolie #Berserk I need to leave this circus. I'm tired of watching people dress up like animals. That nice boring Bruce Wayne offered me a job as his butler.
#Svengoolie #Berserk So much for the Flying Graysons. Batman will have to look elsewhere for a ward.
#Svengoolie #Berserk Hey, get ready! We're going to see a bunch of clowns! And since this movie is about a circus, we may also see some clowns there.
#Svengoolie #MunsterGoHome The stunt drivers must have had a blast making this movie.
#Svengoolie #MunsterGoHome Grandpa is being chased by a herd of Dudley-Do-Rights.
#Svengoolie #MunsterGoHome I did not follow tonight's advice and did not go home until now. At least I got to see Richard Dawson running away and made it in time for the exciting race.
Ads on my phone: There are 10 X's on the screen. 1 of them closes the ad, 8 of them install the app, and the last one wipes your phone. Good luck!
"Where there's a whip, there's a way. We don't want to go to the Cheesecake Factory today, but the master of the lash says nay, nay, nay."
#Svengoolie #TheInvisibleManReturns At least the police have learned how to catch invisible men. I'm sure that skill will come in handy many times.
#Svengoolie #TheInvisibleManReturns Was the tying up of Mr. Spears legs stop motion animation? It looked like it.