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Wellington’s most discreet pleasure house. Ethical. Elegant. Slightly dangerous. funhouse.co.nz 0064 27251 7511

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Funhouse.co.nz@funhousewgtn.bsky.social · 7h ago

THURSDAY AT FUNHOUSE Aspen 11–9 Dakota 6–9 Dusty 11–9 Lenore 10–9 Lottie 1–9 Macy 11–9 Minx 10–8 Noa 1–6 Rosa 11–8 Tilly 12–8 Valerie 10–7:30 Zoe 5:30–9 October. Summer is allegedly coming. We’ve decided to start without it.

Funhouse.co.nz@funhousewgtn.bsky.social · yesterday

WEDNESDAY AT FUNHOUSE Daisy 11–9 Dakota 6–8 Dusty 11–9 Lenore 10–5 Lottie 10–9 Macy 11–9 Minx 10–8 Noa 11–9 Rosa 11–8 Suki 2–5 Tilly 12–8 Valerie 10–7:30 Zoe 5:30–9 Thirteen. On a Wednesday. We appear to have overachieved.

Funhouse.co.nz@funhousewgtn.bsky.social · 2d ago

TUESDAY AT FUNHOUSE Aspen 11–9 Daisy 11–9 Dakota 6–9 Dusty 11–9 Lottie 10–9 Macy 11–9 Minx 11–8 Noa 11–9 Rosa 11–8 Valerie 10–7:30 Zoe 5:30–9 Eleven very good reasons to reconsider whatever else you had planned!! 😁😁

Funhouse.co.nz@funhousewgtn.bsky.social · 3d ago

MONDAY AT FUNHOUSE Lottie 10–9 Valerie 10–7:30 Macy 11–9 Noa 11–9 Minx 11:30–8 Daisy 1–9 Rosa 2–8 Dusty 3–9 Zoe 5:30–9. Nobody said you had to endure the whole of Monday unaided.

Funhouse.co.nz@funhousewgtn.bsky.social · 4d ago

SUNDAY.. FUNHOUSE WEATHER SERVICE Rain. Gales. Feels like 0°. Wellington appears to be having some sort of episode. Inside, conditions remain considerably more civilised. Dusty 12–6 • Minx 12–6 • Noa 12–6 Valerie 12–6 • Zoe 12–6 Macy-advance bookings Better plans encouraged. Brrr..

Funhouse.co.nz@funhousewgtn.bsky.social · 5d ago

SATURDAY… WEEKEND OPERATIONS Friday has handed over the keys. We’ll take it from here Aspen 11–6 • Daisy 11–6 • Dusty 11–3:30 • Minx 11–6 • Noa 2–6 • Rosa 12–6 • Valerie 11–6 • Zoe 11–6 Ariel + Macy - advance bookings Vive le weekend That feels very Funhouse huh

Funhouse.co.nz@funhousewgtn.bsky.social · 6d ago

FRIDAY.. VIVE LE WEEKEND! Somehow, here we are again. Aspen 1–8 • Daisy 11–8 • Dakota 2–8 • Dallas 3–8 • Dusty 11–8 • Lenore 10–8 • Lottie 10–8 • Noa 11–8 • Rosa 11–8 • Sam (Christchurch) 11–5 • Tilly 12–8 • Valerie 4–8 • Zoe 12–8 Friday has excellent timing.

Funhouse.co.nz@funhousewgtn.bsky.social · last wk.

THURSDAY.. THE LATE EDITION Apparently Thursday started without us. Ariel 6–9 • Aspen 11–9 • Dallas 3–9 • Dusty 11–9 • Lenore 10–5 • Noa 11–6 • Rosa 11–8 • Suki 1:30–3:30 • Tilly 12–8 • Valerie 4–9 • Zoe 5:30–9 We’ve caught up now 🙄.

Funhouse.co.nz@funhousewgtn.bsky.social · last wk.

TUESDAY AT FUNHOUSE Aspen 11–9 Daisy 11–8 Dallas 1–9 Dusty 11–6 Lenore 10–9 Lottie 10–9 Minx 11–6 Noa 11–9 Rosa 11–8 Suki 12–8 Tilly 12–4 Valerie 4–9 Zoe 5:30–9 Wellington appears to have skipped spring and gone directly back to July. Fortunately, it’s warmer inside.

Funhouse.co.nz@funhousewgtn.bsky.social · last wk.

MONDAY AT FUNHOUSE Aspen 12–9 Daisy 11–8 Dusty 3–8 Lenore 10–6 Lottie 10–9 Minx 11–8 Noa 11–9 Rosa 11–8 Tilly 12–8 Valerie 4–9 Zoe 5:30–9 Eleven excellent reasons not to hold Monday personally responsible. Funhouse Wellington The Ultimate Girlfriend Experience

Funhouse.co.nz@funhousewgtn.bsky.social · 2w ago

SUNDAY - A DAY LATE Yesterday marked 133 years since New Zealand women won the right to vote. Worth remembering. Worth celebrating. Daisy 12–6 Dakota 12–6 Dusty 12–6 Lenore 1–6 Lottie 12–6 Noa 12–6 Rosa 12–6 Tilly 12–6 Valerie 12–6 Zoe 12–6 Ariel — advance bookings