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โ โ โ โ โ โ Eventually they cease their barrage and just look up at him ๏ผ since they're still on the floor . โ โ โ " But seriously ๏ผ I missed you . Was afraid I wasn't gonna see you properly again . "
Agh-! *Oh, he is a flustered MESS right now.*
โ โ โ โ " Yeah ๏ผ I did . You can't do a thing about it . " โช โ โ โ and now ethan is getting attacked by kisses .
*Oop, now he's blushing.* ...Did you just- oh, you little-! *Ethan essentially copies what Darnell did.*
โ โ โ โ " Way better to go with that . " โ โ โ A low chuckle โ he sneaks a quick kiss onto Ethan's cheek . His tone soon shifts to a joking one . โ โ โ " Missed when you had color like this ๏ผ y'know . "
Yeah, let's go with that. *Smiling!!*
โ โ โ โ " I better hope death's in quotation marks . You're here in my arms right now ๏ผ soooooooo . . "
To be fair, spent a LOT of my energy holding that fucker back. Then it picked a fight with the wrong person, and I experienced a slow and agonizing death-
โ โ โ โ AAAAAND โ They have tumbled onto the floor Ethan is now on top of him ๏ผand he is extremely enjoying this hug . โ โ โ " it's fiiiine โ you didn't . almost did ๏ผ but you let me leave unharmed . "
I AN SO SORRY IF I HURT YOU WHEN I WAS LIKE THAT- *Hugging him like there's NO tomorrow.*
โ โ โ โ โ โ squint โ ohhhhhh he's running towards him . He just opens his arms in response .
*SPRINTING OVER. THIS MAN NEEDS COMFORT.* DARNELLLLL-
โ โ โ โ " . . . " โ โ โ Whatever is in front of him is not his boyfriend . Whatever is in front of him is puppeteering him like some puppet . Damn that thing to hell โ they'll kill it . It /is/ letting him go though . . . His body lights ablaze . โ โ โ " . . . See ya ๏ผ Ethan . " +
...You're lucky I'm getting used to his vessel. *Whatever's controlling him just self reported exactly that.* Fine. I'll let you run. But if I see you again... *"His" grin widens once more.* ๐๐ฐ๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ฆ๐น๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ค๐ต ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ค๐บ, ๐ฎ'๐ฌ๐ข๐บ?
โ โ โ โ " Y'know what kinda guy I am ๏ผ 'Tan . I don't usually get myself involved in this kinda shit . " โ โ โ Fire is spreading to his hand . He would've kept it at his hand if he wasn't so nervous . โ โ โ " We both said we wouldn't want each other in danger . This sounds like danger . "
Which, in all respects, is pretty smart! However, sacrifices need to be made, don't they? *He's not moving, which means.. something.*
โ โ โ โ . . . Okay . Getting off from the wall . Not backing away or trying to leave though . Not yet . Perhaps there can be a bargain . โ โ " . . . C'mon ๏ผ 'Tan . Y'know I like havin' me some color . Besides ๏ผ I been tryin' to avoid everythin' ๏ผ and I been doin' a pretty good job so far . . "
Surprise!! *"His" grin only widened. It seemed offputting..* I've been freed of my impurities! And now, I'm offering YOU the chance to cure yourself!~ All you've got to do is just join us!~
โ โ โ โ Something speciโ ๏ผ๏ผ What. Why is he grayscaled. Why is he smiling like that. He can feel that something is off ๏ผ but he feels like any incorrect movement can set off a fight he doesn't want to have . One he won't win . โ โ โ " . . . you look a lil different . "
No reason, no reason! Just wanted to show you something special! *"Ethan" appears infront of Darnell, but obviously a few feet infront of him. He wants to give him a fair fight. If any fighting is involved, of course.*
โ โ โ โ " Hm ๏ผ " โ โ โ His finger lights ablaze . That voice is familiar ๏ผ but he can't pinpoint where it's actually coming from . He's looking in a general direction ๏ผ though . โ โ โ " Around . Away from the bullshit happenin' . Whatchu hidin' for ๏ผ "
Oh, Darnell~! *A familiar(?) voice calls out.* Where've you been, love?~
nat Hey I know that last reference anyways PENELOPEEEEEEE โ
โDeeโฆ. โฆFluttershyโฆ โฆ๐๐จ๐ฆโฆ Iโm doing this for youโฆ.. ๐ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐โฆโ
โ โ โ โ โ โ Flicking his lighter . Let's just say the mans has been staying out of all this because he hasn't faced anything that poses a huge threat to him . He's just been chilling .
โ โ โ โ โ โ That was kind of fun actually โ Whaatever . it's over with . amen . โ โ โ " Cool . "
Insert SpongeBob time card describing how much time has passed. He is satisfied.
โ โ โ โ โ โ " I don't even know who you are . "
key Alright, Chris is the first to go into the gulag.
โ โ โ โ โ โ Commence sounds possible with the little machine in his throat . This time he is /not/ flinging explosive cans at BF .
โYEAH!โ Commence beep and bopping like itโs fucking DDR or some shitโ
nat Fun Fact: When I wrote BF on That Bird App, I actually had rap battles with people and wrote a few verses myself