FunkmasterP

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NOT DETACHED FROM REALITY

Remember when Elon said trump was in the Epstein files? Remember when Elon said that without him, trump would have lost in 2024 and democrats would control the Senate. They sometimes accidentally tell the truth, until it costs them votes (politicians) or money (Elon's massive government contracts).

republicans are a death cult, and they're even okay with us dying slowly and painfully as they take away food and healthcare to give tax breaks to the oligarchy. We have not forgotten about the Epstein files, and we all need to vote the bastards out.

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP SAYS AMERICA SHOULD NOT HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS! I may have misread that statement🙄 'paying "a tiny little bit more for your gasoline" is worth the cost of ensuring "a very evil country" could not have a nuclear ‌weapon, one of his stated rationales for the war.'

Iran defiant on strait as Trump tells Americans to accept high gasoline prices

DUBAI/CAIRO/GARDEN CITY, New York, Aug 15 (Reuters) - Iran called on the U. to accept defeat on Saturday, while President Donald Trump blasted Tehran as "very evil" and told Americans to prepare for c...

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You didn't HAVE to have been Caucasian to get invited to the 'Patriot Games', but it surely increased your chances. No trans, and only a few people of color. It's like a MAGA dream team 🙄

Participants in trump's patriot games seemed to be predominately Caucasian.

Come to Florida, now with dengue fever! We have flesh eating bacteria in the water, leprosy from the armadillos, measles resurging, and a governor and surgeon general that do not believe in science. www.fox13news.com/news/hillsbo...

Dengue fever: 10 locally-acquired cases reported in Tampa Bay

Health officials are increasing mosquito control efforts across parts of the Tampa Bay area following a jump in locally acquired dengue fever cases.

fox13news.com

BREAKING NEWS: RECENTLY RESIGNED WHPS LEAVITT WAS ON DECOY PLANE. Recent reports reveal Leavitt was on the plane that intelligence sources said was a target of an Iranian missile strike. pedo47 hid in a catering truck & snuck onto another non official plane. Apparently Leavitt did not appreciate it

‘KAROLINE WAS ON DECOY PLANE!’: Trump’s Iran Threat Linked To Leavitt’s BIG Resignation | WATCH

Karoline Leavitt’s White House exit is now being discussed alongside the extraordinary Air Force One decoy operation in Turkey. Trump was secretly moved from the presidential aircraft to a smaller mil...

timesofindia.indiatimes.com

Why we can't have nice things; reason #245. We are spending $1.2 billion tax dollars to a German company to STOP a wind farm project. The company will now spend most of that money to build an LNG facility in Louisiana. The admin has done similar deals with a French company & an American company. BBC

German energy company RWE has said it will abandon its offshore wind projects in the US after reaching a $1.2bn (£892m) payout deal with President Donald Trump's Department of the Interior (DoI).

RWE said that it will now reinvest the sum into conventional gas projects, including $900m (£669m) in a liquefied natural gas (LNG) export terminal project in Louisiana.

"After careful consideration, it was determined there is no path forward to permit these projects in the US for the foreseeable future," the company said in a statement.

It's past time to take the car keys (nuclear codes) away from our demented leader. “Nobody knows that ‘dumb’ doesn’t have a ‘b’,” Trump said sincerely, before proverbially patting himself on the back for cooking up the derogatory term “dumocrats” for his liberal opponents."

Trump was there to speak about his “no tax on tips” policy, but over the course of an hour-plus speech, he instead managed to stun attendees again when he told the Nevadan crowd that “Michael Whatley should be your governor.”
Whatley, however, is running for Senate in North Carolina.

To me that means that Cassidy supports blocking the investigation into sex trafficking by Epstein and his clients. The Guardians Of Pedophiles support the rape of little girls. May they live forever in infamy shame and rejection by all decent people.

As a taxpayer familiar with the Constitution I am offended that my $ is funding religious institutions. Like many red states, Florida supports using taxpayer $ to support religious schools. Meanwhile Islamic schools face challenges as they & CAIR are accused of promoting Sharia law. Defund them all

Florida threatens to defund Catholic schools unless they allow students to opt out of vaccines

The state’s attorney general claims that at least one diocese has accepted the position that schools cannot offer exemptions on religious grounds

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BREAKING: WAR. WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? Apparently oil company profits. For only a $1 billion bribe, oil execs are reaping the harvest of that investment as they make record profits from our misery. Just like they did in the aftermath of covid, price gouging Americans.

Exxon Mobil on Friday reported that its second quarter profits doubled to $14.53 billion, boosted by record diesel production. The oil giant, based in Spring, Texas, brought in $116.02 billion in revenue, up 42%.

Chevron, based in Houston, nearly quadrupled its profits to $12.07 billion and revenue jumped 56% to $70.06 billion.

BREAKING NEWS: HAVING SOLVED ALL OF FLORIDA'S CRIME PROBLEMS, FLORIDA AG UTHMEIER IS GOING AFTER DR FAUCI. What are they investigating? Was there a crime? It seems performative. Another attempt to own the libs? It's Florida, home state of some of the most obtuse MAGAGOP state officials in America.

‘Past time we get the truth:’ Florida will investigate Dr. Fauci over COVID, AG says

Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier announced on Wednesday afternoon that his office will be launching an investigation into Anthony Fauci, a former chief medical adviser during the COVID-19 pande...

clickorlando.com

BREAKING: GOP SCRAMBLING TO RESTORE CISA. CISA was largely shut down because they confirmed that the 2020 election was the most secure in our history and that made trump sad because it meant he lost so he fired CISA chief Krebbs for saying it. Raw Story reports:

"A growing number of Republicans are advocating for rehiring staff and restoring funding to the nation’s cyber agency, following a torrent of punitive measures against CISA over the past 18 months," the report reads in part. "The agency fell out of favor with President Donald Trump in 2020 after former CISA Director Christopher Krebs said the presidential elections were the 'most secure in American history' — an assertion that Trump has repeatedly refuted — and it has drawn his ire ever since."

Without a hint of irony, Ted Cruz (R-Magadonia) issues a warning against billionaires & evil communists "Castro was a billionaire. Putin is a billionaire. The leaders of communist regimes are always rich. They steal and rob from those they govern,” Cruz said on Sean Hannity’s Fox News show Tuesday

Ted Cruz Issues Communism Warning In Billionaire Rant

Cruz used New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani as the jumping-off point for a broader attack on communism.

newsweek.com

BREAKING: RFKJ and HHS set a new record. More measles cases since RFKJ told us not to take medical advice from him while also telling us 'VACCINATION BAD' then in the past 25 years. COMBINED. Are we healthier yet?

This isn’t just a bad year for measles. It looks to be the start of a bad era. Confirmed measles cases just hit a 35-year high, and it’s only July. Together with last year, the number of cases has exceeded the combined total over the previous 25 years. The vast majority of cases stem from domestic outbreaks fueled by low rates of vaccination—and rates are declining.

Bill O'Reilly still shilling for trump. I guess sexual predators must stick together. He says that trump saying the election was stolen isn't a lie; it's an opinion Here he is defending the stolen election lie to Geraldo Rivera:

RIVERA: There's no evidence that he won, that he won the election, because he lost the election, OK? He lost!
O'REILLY: You're entitled to that opinion.
RIVERA: He unleashed this anarchy on the Capitol of the heart of democracy.
O'REILLY: He didn't do that. That just happened. He clearly said peacefully. And if you go speech, you know-
RIVERA: Come on, Bill. He made liars of the Republican party.

O'REILLY: He didn't want those people to go into that building. And he knew it was going to hurt him and it did hurt him.
RIVERA: Wants people to lie about the election, won the election.
O'REILLY: It's not a lie. It's an opinion. There's a difference between a lie and an opinion. And you got to understand that difference.

He always reneges, stiffs contractors, lies and cheats. He imposed tariffs on Canada so they, in turn, imposed tariffs on the U.S. pedo47's imposition of Canadian auto tariffs violate the CUSMA trade deal that trump 'negotiated' in his first term. Bad at deals, bad for America, bad for the world.