Here to Freak

@funnypangolin.bsky.social

Just a complete and utter freak online, you'll hear me spout absolute down bad stuff whenever a new idea grows in the asscrack of my noggin like a tumor I block spammy-looking/AI profiles following me on sight

Dernork had experimented on some cooking, but having left no actual food to share to receive critics from the more experienced that is Sizzle, she had to use her unique attribute for it. Gift art for @leonlockderp.bsky.social with da gobbos. They make too much of a silly cute duo in me head xvx

_sigh_ Some days I dream of a new 3D Zelda game that's a sort of best-off of the whole series. Item upgrading from SS, a midna-like companion with stakes and a backstory, rings from the oracle games, side quests for a stronger master sword and a twohander, cool items...

Hey guys, what's up? *takes a seat, pulling my compression shoe off my yardstick foot, and every inch makes the nearby geiger counter go off increasingly violent until it is almost producing a constant tone* Oh you want a pic? Go ahead! *your phone's camera only shows a snowstorm of white dots*

I keep getting the dumbest, hyperspecific ideas for memes of my sona, ranging from silly comics to variations on existing memes, and all that's keeping me from making them real is my lack of art skills and my tablet and/or my pc being a piece of shit

Can't stop obsessing over my lizard twink, an androgynous, 7ft (2.14m) tall, green-yellow gecko with naturally purple eyelids, his tone shining through whenever he flexes, and of course his ginormous, three-foot-long, slender hyperfeet he could stick into your hole if wanted~