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πππππ, ππ‘π’π’π’ππ .α πππππππ πππππππ .α£ ~ ( β¬ ) WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
elysia π©· as a kid i would have found a rainy birthday to be absolutely terrible, but i LOVE it as an adult . stay inside, relax, play games, and listen to the rain hit the windows π it's so nice and calming
elysia π©· realized i never posted this on here, only to my server . hashtag slandering myself
OF COU - URSE IT WILL BE .α HOHUHAHA ββ [ insane ahh laugh . what's his problem . π ]
Yeah πΌ it was my birthday a few days ago. So this better be good
coughs drops won't do mU - much good for me, birthday girl .α.α do YOU want to sEe a SURPRISE ββ
You sound like a garbage disposal. Do you need a cough drop ? π§
TWEA - AAA - KInG .α£ never .α be silly, but don't be TOO silly .α.α hUHAHAHA ββ πΉ
Why are you tweaking π
HIIIII - III .α.α surprised to see ME, ni - ightgUards .α£ anyone .α£ i've got a SURPRISE for youuuuu ββ .α
hhhhHMMmmmMmmm . [ sloooowly bending down ....... ... .... he suddenly shoots back up . ] ... LITTLE .α HYE - HAHaHAhA .α
( His eyes move to look unamused at being called βlittle.β ) MY NAME IS AXIS.
and WHEN did bon boN or i say thAt was the case ββ AHA β HAHAHAhaAhA .α.α key wO - ORDS, maYbe or maYbE not, LIttLE ROBOT .
SO YOU ARE A LIAR, TOO. AS THE KIDS SAY, βTHATβS CRINGE.β
[ he looks down at his pumpkin, then back at the other robot . ] ... my friend bOn bon car - R - RVED it .α.α isn't thaT right, bOn bOn .α£.α£ [ the rabbit puppet on his hand stares blankly for ... a moment or so, before responding . ] π° : maaaaybe i did, maYYYYYbe i didn't .α ~ ( + )
( Looking at the bearβs pumpkin for about two seconds. ) LOOK WHO THE [fracks] TALKING.
β ooooh, narcisSist mU - U - UCH .α imagine pUtting your own NAME on your PumPkin .α β patting his own pumpkin . ... ... his face is carved into it . holy hypocrite .
( @funtimebear.bsky.social ) ( Axis is burning his own name into a pumpkin with his lasers. )
elysia π©· going to finally try to get to replies and stuff today oop
elysia π©· i like the concept of these two having beef and banter with each other π
you're not denying it .α STU - UPID
if i were ever able to go to a costume store and tell them to make me look stupid do you guys think they'd give me a costume that looks like foxy
elysia π©· been rewatching mark's playthrough of sl today . should i consider making funtime foxy as well yes or yes
because that's what i WA - AA - AAS made to do .α celebrate birthdays .α put on a S - S - SHOW for the kids .α.α
Well, fer starters, yβseem tβ have an odd obsession with birthdays.
[ bon bon HITS the wall behind her . π ] hey, you weren't supposed to fA - AIN - NT .α.α
[ SHE FAINTS ]
don't you worry, i understAnd now, you're here for someone E - E - ELSE'S birthday .α.α where's tHe luckY cHilD .α£.α£ [ he pauses, surprised . ] ... freAking you out .α£ oh, whY'S thA - A - AT .α£.α£.α£ aaaall the kids LoVe ME .α
β¦With all due respect, pardner, mah birthday is in January. And yer freakinβ me out.
oh, enoU - U - UGH of that .α of COURSE it's your birthday, s - s - silly .α why else would yOu be here .α£ [ the puppet on his hand finally says something . ] π° : maybe they're here for another kid's birthday ... .α£ ... yO - O - Ou're right, bon bon .α that's CERTAINLY it, i mean, who ( + )
β¦hwat? But it ainβt mahβ ( And suddenly, they have a hat on their hat. ) Birthdayβ¦