GOOD MORNING TO WOMEN AND OTHER MACHINES

just a glimpse into my tortured and artistic mind

ZEUS, KING OF OLYMPUS@futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us · 4w ago

FISH EYES FISHUALIZE FISH LIES.

FISH EYES FISHUALIZE FISH LIES.

SEXUAL EYES SEXUALIZE SEXUAL LIES.

STEPHEN KING IS NO KING. HE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A CROWN.

WOKE LEFTISTS ARE PUTTING GHOSTS IN THE SHELL NOW. THEY ARE TRYING TO RECONCILE THE NEED FOR HUMAN IDENTITY TO SURVIVE WITH THE DISLOCATION OF THE HUMAN SUBJECT IN THE INFORMATION AGE BY TRANSMUTING THAT ACHE WE CALL A SOUL INTO SOMETHING HARDER AND COLDER. BUT SOON THEY WILL COME FOR YOUR PENIS.

YOLO

ALEXANDER ZVEREV RETIRE BITCH

LIONEL MESSI IS BANNED FROM OLYMPUS

REPLACE THE WWE WITH BUTCHES ARM WRESTLING

OH I JUST CANT WAIT TO BE KING

I COULD NOT "FIX" HER. IT WOULD BREAK MY HEART

FISH ME WOMEN. FEAR WANT ME.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BITCH SISTER

Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now@benjanun.bsky.social · 4w ago

Two years ago, @devi.bsky.social and I published The Hades Calculus. To mark its second anniversary, we're discounting the book by 70%--just $2.09! Enter the world of cannibalistic lesbians, giant mecha, Greek gods and the giant monsters that besiege them. No monstrosity or cruelty is too far to win

HAPPY PRIDE. WE WILL SEE A FREE PALESTINE IN OUR LIFETIMES. FROM RIVER TO SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. NEVER LET THEM TELL YOU A BETTER WORLD IS NOT POSSIBLE.

I LOOK INSIDE AND ASK MYSELF DO I FEEL LIKE A MAN OR A WOMAN AND THE ANSWER IS I FEEL LIKE A KING

HOW MANY GENDERS IS ENOUGH? HAVEN'T WE GONE TOO FAR? WHAT THE FUCK IS "HE/HIM"

SMOKING A 10-PACK OF MENTHOL BUTCH COCK AND THEN RUNNING A CLEAN 7 MINUTE MILE. THAT'S THE GOOD LIFE.

CAN A FUJOSHI AND A HIMEJOSHI REALLY FALL IN LOVE

TWEET, TWOTE, TWEEDED. SKEET, SKOTE, SKEETED. JUST A GLIMPSE INTO MY VERBOSE MIND.

A LOT OF "WOMEN" POSTING A LITTLE TOO HEAVY ABOUT HEATED RIVALRY. YOUR TV IS GLOWING.

THE WOKE LEFT IS COMING FOR YOUR PENIS!

WHY BREED DOGS WITH JAWS LARGE ENOUGH TO TEAR THROUGH FLESH WHEN WE COULD BREED DOGS WITH MINDS LARGE ENOUGH TO TEAR THROUGH FALLACY.

FUCK THAT TALL ASS BITCH

PUSSY (PNEUMATIC PUSSY)

[YURIES YOUR YAOI]

[GIVES YOU A BAD HAIRCUT]

WHY DID MY FATHER CRONUS EAT MY SIBLINGS INSTEAD OF SHEEP, WHICH WERE PLENTIFUL AND WOULD NOT GROW IN HIS STOMACH READY TO BURST OUT FULLY FORMED AND DIVINE. WAS HE STUPID?

Ashley Nichols@ashleynichols.bsky.social · last mo.

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

FIRAGA YURI. YURI WHERE YOU ARE ON FIRE. AND SHE IS ON FIRE. AND YOU ARE IN DESPERATE NEED OF A CURE YURI BUT YOU'RE MONOGAMOUS AND HAVE NO SPACE IN THE PARTY FOR A WHITE MAGE YOU FOOLS

Triple-Q@triple-q.bsky.social · last mo.

It's always doomed yuri or toxic yuri... what about berserk yuri, confused yuri, haste yuri, sleep yuri, stop yuri

IT'S ALWAYS DOOMED YURI... WHAT ABOUT POISON YURI. YURI WHERE YOU TAKE -1HP PER KISS. OUCH. OUGH. ERGMGH. OOF. OW! IT HURTS SO GOOD.

Triple-Q@triple-q.bsky.social · last mo.

It's always doomed yuri or toxic yuri... what about berserk yuri, confused yuri, haste yuri, sleep yuri, stop yuri