WILL .ᐟ
@futuresighted.bsky.social
Member of the Indigo Elite 4, before you ask (and you were TOTALLY gonna!). Here unless Lance confiscated my work phone again.
A-hem! I come with a message from LANCE himself: "Stop emailing me about applicants vying for the role I currently have. Also, he wishes. No, WILL, don't send that last part."
Executive Archer@sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 2w agoLuckily, I have his personal work email.
Meditated for too long, and now it's been a whole month. Whoops.
He needs reinvigorating, eh? A nice mind-probing with CONFUSION should blast that fatigue clean away. Shh, shh. Just let XATU do its thing!
Morty@chosenbyhooh.bsky.social · 3mo agoRubbing his eyes. Late night of exorcising.
@elitefourbruno.bsky.social My head feels like it might explode. Would you grant your feeblest underling a favor and bring me the strongest painkillers the MART’s got?
Now, now, I know what you're thinking. How could a keen PSYCHIC fail to realize he's been gone for an entire week? My response? Mandatory ELITE FOUR team-building. :/
Uhh, hello? Does anyone still remember the awe-inspiring power of the PSYCHIC-type?!
Must I truly wait for the working day to be done? Urghhhh. But fine, fine! Don't get too comfortable without me there.
𝘾𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙧(🪨)@newbarklegacy.bsky.social · 4mo agoHey, come over to my place after your shift, yeah?
Reading everyone's minds right now. (Not bragging, just stating an immaterial truth!)
The council of Natu gathers to discuss the mysteries of the world and share their knowledge with those who seek it #Natu #NewPokemonSnap #NintendoSwitch
If people want to spread rumors about me, they should at *LEAST* let me help brainstorm.
Yeah, this guy wins! Everyone pack up and go home.
Voyd Allen@voydallen99.bsky.social · 5mo agoOh , we're doing haiku's now ? Ahem . Pikachu , my friend . He is very cute and round . I love Pikachu .
If people want to spread rumors about me, they should at *LEAST* let me help brainstorm.
Did you not read "harvest"? Look, I'll write you another one since you asked so nicely! Blossoming in dew, Springtime showers evenspread When you tilt the head. Think you can get THAT one?
𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐚. [ ロケット団 ]@osuzumebachi.bsky.social · 5mo agoa haiku with no seasonal words?
Not everyone understands the brilliance of a riddle that's ALSO a haiku.
Did somebody say RIDDLE? Here's one based on everyone's favorite KEY ITEM! "Inedible fruits, Roadside harvest trainers buy. KURT's your go-to guy!"
Natu // HeartGold & SoulSilver - HS—Unleashed // (Art: sui)
Considering asking the pilot to simply fly circles in the sky over Kanto until fuel runs out. I see chaos awaits…
