going to ptown bear week the day after tomorrow and i am so horny for the beach and the bears at the beach
why are you saying you goon when all you have is water-based Wet lube
Troy McLurid@fvckmeat.bsky.social · last mo.men on The Apps™️ love to say they’re into gooning when they actually mean they can’t stay hard long enough to top and are bad at taking dick.
men on The Apps™️ love to say they’re into gooning when they actually mean they can’t stay hard long enough to top and are bad at taking dick.
seeing someone reposting their own low engagement mid joke on here is somehow more cringe and painful than it ever was on twitter
An important part of enjoying pride is knowing when to call it. Why stay at a party when you want to be sucking dick at home? 𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙇𝙮𝙛𝙩. 𝙎𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙠. 𝘼𝙘𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙚. 𝘿𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝘿.
it’s one thing for someone to be ugly, but it’s a whole other thing for someone to be ugly and boring. like damn you’re chopped and rizzless? better get a boat.
one would think i’d be less horny after a week of sucking and fucking on gay guy island, but no
If this was your view, you’d fuck @alted-milkshake.bsky.social for hours too.
All part of a balanced breakfast, or at least that is what I told @alted-milkshake.bsky.social
gonna shoot ropes on a cute boy’s face today as a little thursday treat
Lucky enough to see @jkabethandale.bsky.social last time he was in NYC. Full scene dropping soon
Start your week with some brain-frying huffs of these pits to maximize productivity, increase neural activity, and give you a massive unavoidable boner 😵💫
