In case any of you were unaware that Lane Kiffin is the new HC at LSU.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version)@danisaacs.bsky.social · 1h agophotos lol. #GeauxTigers
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Just one more idiot on the internet screaming into the void.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version)@danisaacs.bsky.social · 1h agoThe President of the United States is threatening to destroy multiple cities...in the Unired States. Totally normal shit we have going on around here.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 1h agoTrump: "We will abolish the sanctuary cities. We will abolish them. We will destroy them. We will take them out. We're going to take them out of service."
Sir, this is not sugardaddies.com
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 2h agoTrump: "These young, beautiful girls. These young, beautiful girls. These young, beautiful girls in the White House. You know, they come in. Now, I'm not supposed to say beautiful, but what the hell? These young, these gorgeous, beautiful girls, they want to be safe."
I am going to declare that the billion dollar winning power ball ticket was sold to me and not some person in Illinois.* *I did not, in fact, purchase a power ball ticket
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2h agoTrump says that after Iran is defeated he’s going to declare the Strait of Hormuz a territory of the United States
The fact that we allowed this fucking friendless dork accumulate a trillion dollars is the most bizarre thing to happen in the history of the world. I mean, what in the actual blue fuck is wrong with us?
Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest.gay · 4h agoHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Mother fucker just says whatever he wants and every reporter is like "well that is a stupid flat out lie but I guess we should move on or he might be mean to us." The 4th estate is such a fucking disaster.
Sunrise on the Gulf heading out to catch big fish.
IDtheMIKE is probably running@idthemike.xyz · 5h agoOk, it's Friday, maybe we should be posting things we enjoy instead of bad vibes.
Girl fight involving like 14 girls where several got stabbed with one of these* *yeah, but no one died
jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 2y agowhat was "the incident" at your high school?
We have definitely been deporting all the wrong folks for the last year and a half. I mean, hard working immigrants minding their own business vs. these fucking chuds doing push ups in front of a courthouse on a work day.
AFP News Agency@en.afp.com · 6h ago🇺🇸 Supporters of Tate brothers rally in Miami ahead of bail hearing Supporters of Andrew and Tristan Tate gathered outside a Federal Detention Centre in Miami ahead of the brothers' bail hearing, doing push-ups, chanting and holding banners calling for their release.
As a lawya in Florida in August, there is not a single fucking thing about wearing a fucking suit that is "fun."
Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com · 21h agoIn a world of stretchy pants, suits have pulled off a stunning comeback – and more people are realizing how fun they are to wear
A Major Leadue game where all the players have their knees blown out and you score a run if you can leg out a bunt to first base.
Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean@bracketdobber.net · 21h agoA Little Big League game where both teams are managed by the owners’ elementary-school-aged grandsons
Welp, good thing we won this war on Day 1 or shit might be really bad.
Shibley Telhami@stelhami.bsky.social · yesterdayU.S. military has lost roughly 25% of its Reaper drones (at least 45 aircraft lost) as Iran war depletes arsenal: The aircraft, which cost up to $50 million each, have seen heavy use around the Strait of Hormuz. wapo.st/4qjp2ej
FFS, can we bring fucking DEI back to the gottdamn government? These idiot white mother fuckers are gonna kill us all.
Physicians for a Healthy Democracy@physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 21h agoIntroduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I'm a hot air baloon in Tanzania. My pilot couldn't find a good place to land. I began running out of fuel. I was emergency landed such that my basket struck a gigantic termite mound the consistency of concrete before flipping over.
Etrigan (unrelated)@etrigan.bsky.social · yesterdayIntroduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I’m a perfectly good run of pitons that don’t give anyone else a problem that whole fucking season. I might also be an IED, but I still don’t remember the incident itself.
The Wolverine-Jean-Cyclops love triangle is uninspired and not really that entertaining.
Asher Elbein@asherelbein.bsky.social · yesterdayOkay, I'm genuinely throwing this out to people: what are your mildly shit-stirring takes on X-Men comics and characters?
It's really cool how Drunky McSOD is supporting the warfighter class by *checks notes* calling them and their families liars to cover his own incompetence.
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · yesterdayHegseth insists reports of Navy sailors being held prisoner on the ship without enough food for months because of Trump’s pointless war — some trying to jump off — “completely misrepresented” 🤔 (Imagine believing a word this guy says)
If some of you would actually get a driver's license before the age of 25 and put your fucking phones down, you too could wake up at 16 in an unknown person's back yard in nothing but your underwear pucking your guts out at 4 am. Good times.
jon christian@jonchristian.net · yesterdaykids today are literally confused about whether "partying" was real or an urban legend
As a self-certified bibliophile, everyone should buy both. The first version for general use and the second to put in a Mission Impossible-proof vault due to the future value bestowed by the differing cover. You're welcome.
Channel 6@channel6.bsky.social · yesterdayEXTREMELY HAINT NEWS For reasons that are far too stupid to go into, there are now TWO versions of the Turfman’s Almanac appearing on the storefront. The titles are slightly different. The magazines themselves are identical. You can buy either one! We will not be defeated, S. & H 
Can we get about 10 pairs of the cattle prod gloves and have US Marshals stand outside the building wearing them? Court orders without an enforcement arm are just pieces of paper.
David Waldman@kagrox.bsky.social · yesterdayTheres a war on, people. And we’re losing it. This can’t really be your priority. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/13/a...
I have no fucking clue who these moronic looking individuals ard and if you attemp to fill in this blank in my knowledge base, I will block and report you.
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · yesterdayEveryone must immediately worship the infallible AI computer gods. Unorganized group of teen hackers: Hold my Mountain Dew, bro.
Maya Media@mayamedia.bsky.social · yesterdayHoly fvck. Nvidia, Microsoft , Amazon, Samsung, Salesforce, Cisco, Siemens, Airbus US Space & Defense, FedEx, Volkswagen, HP, Elon’s X, Epic Games, Roku, John Deere, London Stock Exchange Group… Terabytes of credentials leaked in massive supply-chain attack arstechnica.com/security/202...
I have no idea what any of this means. Is this good, bad or meh @hulcricket.bsky.social?
Corey S. Powell@coreyspowell.bsky.social · yesterdayA particle made of force? Chinese researchers claim they've definitively detected a "glueball"--a particle of bound gluons, which carry the strong force. Gluons bind together protons & neutrons, but they can also stick to each other. No ordinary matter required. 🧪 www.science.org/content/arti...
Couple of families are gonna have questions when they see this on top of the wedding cake.
Luke Steuber@coolhand.bsky.social · yesterdayI just googled things to do in Newport, Rhode Island and got a link to Town and Country magazine, where I saw this ad
If my boss orders me to hire Barney Fife as the only security guard to protect his billion dollar gold reserve b/c Barney is kicking back cash to my boss, I feel like it is not really my fault when the gold goes missing b/c Barney forgot to put a bullet in his gun.
The Associated Press@apnews.com · yesterdayPresident Donald Trump's handling of repairs at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has put the National Park Service in a difficult spot.