To anyone interviewing potential employees - if you're offering an average to below average salary for any position and you ask "why do you think you deserve this job?", you're a grade A piece of shit and you can fuck all the way off. If you think I'm overreacting, you can fuck all the way off, too.
The legacy media is reconsidering the White House Correspondence dinner because Trump insulted them. What they don't get is that they insulted their viewers and readers by attending in the first place. Support independent media that doesn't suck up to Trump whether he is nice to them or not.
In the nicest possible terms, let the Tate brothers fucking burn. What a ghastly waste of space.
Elon Musk's greatest achievement was convincing the world he's smart. Grift, sorry. Elon's greatest grift.
I don't even live in the US, but the dumpster fire is such a great distraction from my own mountain of problems.
Trump may have a dick, but he's the world's biggest pussy. #trumpisapussy
#ISpokeToMitchMcConnellFor20Minutes and he told me he's thinking of getting into BDSM. #mitchmcconnell #wheresmitch
Democrat senators and congresspeople: next time you're questioning a republican sycophant in a hearing, instead of asking "who won the 2020 presidential election?", rather ask "is it possible for Donald Trump to lose in the 2028 presidential election?" That'll fuck them right up.
This is probably the wrong platform to voice this, but if you're anti-abortion (none of this pro-life shit), you're a real piece of shit, and I think you know it.
Wtf is up with Republicans using "trump derangement syndrome" like it's in the DSM? And no one has a problem with this? Sorry Republicans, you guys are fucking dumb (i just remembered that word has a b at the end. Thanks DJT!)
Feeling the cool breeze. Searching for inspiration. Coming up empty. #haiku
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Hey Nokia - if you made a feature phone with waze, WhatsApp and could connect android auto, I'd buy it in a second, and I'm guessing a whole bunch of people would too. #nokia #simplelife
It's so very dark. The earth continues to spin. I can't see the light. #haiku #mentalhealth
Plenty of Democrats sharing #misinformation on #BlueSky Don't be liars like them. We have plenty of truthful things we can say about this administration & #Trump; no need to share fake shit and lies.
#ISpokeToMitchMcConnellFor20Minutes and he told me he owned the last dodo before they went extinct. He said it was delicious.
#ISpokeToMitchMcConnellFor20Minutes and he told me that his ultimate wardrobe is bellbottoms with a puffy shirt (the same one Seinfeld wore that made him look like a pirate).
#ISpokeToMitchMcConnellFor20Minutes and he told me he had a fiery passionate affair with Elvis in his prime.
#ISpokeToMitchMcConnellFor20Minutes and he told me his guilty pleasure is jumping in puddles barefoot.
#ISpokeToMitchMcConnellFor20Minutes and he told me Grover is his favorite Muppet.
#ISpokeToMitchMcConnellFor20Minutes and he told me he's thinking of going on his first ayahuasca retreat.
Time spins like a ball. Rolling randomly forward. Damn. Got the gutter. #haiku
Dogs play. People chat. Run, jump, laugh, listen, smile. The bubble is strong. #haiku
