GAE•TA•NO
@gaetano.bsky.social
just a few vengaboys short of a vengabus
does anyone know what the fuck I was about to look up/google before I grabbed my phone and immediately forgot
the best thing about being gay is how excited I get when I see Allison Janney is in a movie
It’s actually a good thing I wasn’t at lollapalooza because if I heard ribs live I’d scream so loud I’d throw up
Ty Yamamoto said the words “draft drop” in front of me so I HAD to draft drop
This weather is making me feel like I’m on the set of twilight
“how boys who _____ hangout” is genuinely one of my favorite memes ever made
im updating the list of oomfs who i need in a biblical way btw
I would literally eat someone’s ass if it meant I could get a pubsub rn
I hate when I’m trying to find a specific American dad clip and I can’t just screen record it from hulu
The Odyssey is great because it’s core thesis (Sicilians are vile monsters) remains as true today as it did all those thousands of years ago
every time I take an edible I have about 36 minutes where I’m the best at overwatch I’ve ever been and then about two hours where I’m the horniest I’ve ever been
Does anyone use perfectly imperfect? I signed up years ago looking for a Twitter alternate and never used it
No world in which this is a foul except when you play against Argentina.
I don’t like rooting for Spain but I LOVE rooting against Argentina
won my first magic game and then immediately lost to my own deck