FUCK YOU @crackpotwizard.bsky.social it's not your birthday anymore I HOPE YOU SUFFER IN AGONY AND PAIN I HOPE YOU HAVE AN UNGAFIELDTASTIC DAY

happy birthday @crackpotwizard.bsky.social I hope you have a gafieldtastic day

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i'm jiggling

gafield quote of the day: "To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill" -Gafield

the gafield fandom is dying repost if you love pussy

greenfield

i support getting children into gambling

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I LOVE TRANS WOMEN #Chaser #TransTerrorism

replace the first s with c

lilith@lilithicious.bsky.social · 2w ago

bread tastes better timing than

I am the best gimmick account

my belly

slapping

i love eating lasagna haha isn't that funny guys lasag i'm a cat who loves lasagne !

my penis is bigger

this stupid fucking gafield parody account is so creativily limiting what the fuck kind of jokes am i meant to make as gafield? fucking "garfield but he swears" BORING!! "garfield but he's woke" NOT FUNNY!! "garfield but he's a pedophile" what the fuck person i made up, why would you say that wtf...

FUCKING PRONOUNS

my pronouns are they/them cause i'm wokefield now

eating lasagna and rubbing my big round belly

guys please stop using code "poopsh1t" at checkout, there was a bug that made it add 2000% additional cost instead of 20% sorry for everybody bankrupted by code "poopsh1t" at checkout

use code "poopysh1t" at checkout for 20% additional cost added to your order

when's homophobia month

pride month is over? time to stop being gay

I'm Gafield

i have been advised that sex, swearing and violence can't be constantly used as a punchline for jokes and I have to "write actual jokes" whatever that means

they call me freak field the way i go down on that lasagna 👅👅 amiright ladies?

Margaret Thatcherfield