Ran 19 miles, hit my pen a bunch and spent 2 hrs at hot pot with boyfie, and now I get to walk around TJ MAX 😭 It’s like im getting put down tomorrow or something
Ex-Situationship who broke my heart 10 years ago just cold-DM’d me on instagram to thank me for introducing him to Philip Glass’s hit opera “Einstein on the Beach”
It’s sunday which means I got to work out and make myself a lovely brunch and then get a lil high on my walk to The Musicbox and then
When the edible hits and all of a sudden everything looks zoomed in
Nini Coco must have witnessed Rupaul commit mass vehicular manslaughter or something
He put a dozen eggs at the bottom of a bag and 3 of them broke/leaked goo all over the other items in the bag
Austina@gagabarber.bsky.social · 8mo agoMale instacart shopper for my groceries this week… it’s so over
My (inept) manager got fired the day after my 30th birthday…. Kind of the best gift I’ve ever received
Ann Lee changed my life lowkey like I’d join her cult in a millisecond
they interviewed me about the chili’s in evanston closing & i kept it soooo real dailynorthwestern.com/2026/01/21/c...
Male instacart shopper for my groceries this week… it’s so over
Hi bluesky! With World AIDS Day yesterday & Giving Tuesday today, I’m proud to share that I’ll be once again running the Chicago Marathon with Team 2 End AIDS! 🧵 #Gay #GivingTuesday #WorldAIDSDay action.aidschicago.org/fundraiser/6...
The amount of dairy I just purchased for my thanksgiving dinner…. Guys i’m scared
The democratic party is such a fucking joke I hate it here jesus fucking christ oooooo it’s snowing outside :))))
action.aidschicago.org/fundraiser/5... I’m raising money for the AIDS Foundation of Chicago and it’s not too late to donate before I run the Chicago Marathon tmo! The AFC provides crucial services to folks living with HIV & AIDS in the state of IL. Help us get to 0 new cases in IL by 2030!
