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I replace about a quarter cup of broth with heavy cream and no one can stop me.
Did you know that as an adult, you don't have to put the full can of water in your chicken noodle soup to produce an ungodly amount of broth like the back of the can says? Frankly, you don't have to add any water at all if you don't want to. Be free! Live deliciously! Enjoy your rich, salty life!
Normies will never know the euphoria of developing a moob crease!!
tit crease coming in :-)
Dont be afraid of your sexuality. For the love of god do not shame yourself for a fantasy that provided comfort and complete connection to the physical space. Our lives can dull us, but our sexuality can resharpen our focus. You are a freak, and thank god. Better a pervert than a fascist.
Transformed by love, ah my poetic heart 🥹
Today is our 3 year wedding anniversary so I thought I would try on my wedding suit…
This is the energy I need to bring to the rest of 2026
after my morning gainer shake
What the chip aisle sees as I’m deciding which of the family sized options I’m about to consume in its entirety later tonight
The sound effects really sell this. The goofy, comedic side of gaining has really been speaking to me lately.
it’s not a party without a balloon
The secret to his success? Hard work, dedication, and fastidious tracking of deals on fast food apps.
Instagram needs to stop showing me weight loss videos immediately.
At that hotel again, so time for an update with the old swimsuit. Still fits, right?
Wikipedia loves to say, "He died of a heart attack: he was really fat." Then at the end of the paragraph quickly adds, "oh, also he abused alcohol and cocaine, smoked a pack of cigs a day." Anti-fat bias is wild.