You: People love their private insurance! Me spending 30 minutes navigating ai chatbots just to return a call that no one has a record of: 🤪
So.eone left their chips out on the beach and this basically ally happened:
Nemo Seagulls on a Rope
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It's been a week, so... There were no gods or monster in The Odyssey. Odysseus made them all up as a way to deal with his trauma.
@briancgrubb.bsky.social I know youre still riding the LaBron high, but true crime fake heiress heist.
Rolling Stone@rollingstone.com · 2w agoOnly on Apple News: A True-Crime Producer Posed as an Heiress — Then Allegedly Stole $30 Million Mary Carole McDonnell made low-budget crime shows, but her own story was built on deceptions fit for one of her series. Now she’s on the FBI’s Most Wanted list. apple.news/A8PLp8dgKSKq...
Currently in a showdown with a tiny dinosaur on the beach who wants to steal my Doritos.
The 7 types of modern literary conflict: - Man vs Wife - Man vs HOA - Man vs Camping - Man vs Sexy Monster - Man vs Sexy Robot - Man vs Middle Age - Man vs Home Repair
Instamute to anyone who uses J. Jonah Jameson. No exceptions. #MarvelSNAP
Odyssey Mid-credits scene Odysseus sits alone on a bench. Three strangers approach. He slowly reaches for his sword. Stranger: Stay your hand Odysseus. I am Theseus. This is Jason and Herakles. We're putting a team together. Odysseus smiles. *fade to black* Odysseus will return
Didn't have "Veruca Salt Resurgance" on my 2026 bingo card but I'll take it.
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Red plastic cups and the good ice
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 4w agoPizza Hut is looking for ways to reconnect with customers after years of restaurant closures and shifting consumer tastes. Some fans say the path forward may actually lie in looking back at its era of colorful lamps hung over checkered tablecloths.
Best introvert news I've heard all year
The New Yorker@newyorker.com · 4w agoThe number of words we speak daily seems to be dropping by more than 300 each year. Some researchers blame the internet; others blame the erosion of small, everyday interactions with strangers. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/A2KEWT
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Penguin Love Island
Clive Thompson@clivethompson.bsky.social · 4w agothe penguins in a japanese zoo have *very* complex romantic lives poly groupings, broken hearts, lots of side-eye and drams so the zoo made a chart of it item #5 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter, free here: buttondown.com/clivethompso...
Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil, but they're a solid number 2.
Dino Facts@dinofacts.bsky.social · last mo.Had a crappy day? Well, me too. This is fossilized poo. Coprolites are known from many fossil formations and can be valuable for research. The word "coprolite" is Greek for "dung stone" which is as apt of a name as there is.
Well, I haven't checked in on the Royals lately, so let's see what's going on. Ah, it's one of those seasons.
Andy Reid Approaches Floor For Traditional Coach-Tight End Wedding Dance https://theonion.com/andy-reid-approaches-floor-for-traditional-coach-tight-end-wedding-dance/
The Pope has decided that instead of competing against each other, Portugal will play Brazil while Spain plays Mexico.
So the theme in men's fashion this season appears to be 1970's upholstry. I tried a shirt on and felt like I was wearing my grandmother's couch. One shirt I'm convinced was sewn from an old beach towel. I'm supposed to wear this in the summer?