So turns out the past 25 years were a psyop to make dystopian novels and disaster fiction feel more plausible to Americans

Making elderberry syrup, 30% for the fun DIY homegrown foodstuff, 70% so the birds don’t plant another 200 elderberry shrubs in our yard

Deciphering and typing up an appraiser’s handwritten notes on an antique firearm collection going to auction. From his kitchen. This was a temp gig and I did not expect to pull up to work at a suburban home

SarahJSloat@sjane.bsky.social · 5d ago

Happy labor day (USA). What's one of the oddest paid job you've had? Mine was probably as a reader for a medical professor at Rutgers, whose eyes were failing. I read him many academic texts, as well as Samuel Butler's "The Way of All Flesh."

How about we all chip in for one of those Boston Dynamics dogs and send it out after Flock cameras?

No joke just last week I named Dolly as the role model I’d show my kid (if she pursued music). Objectively good music, mission-driven philanthropy, ne plus ultra of femme charisma, and managed all of that while preserving a private life through the power of drag

Dolly deserves the hagiography.

Ultimately we didn’t save a cheerleader or the world

Trying to book a haircut before photos and nobody at my salon is answering. I finally left a message the other day and now their vm mailbox is full. What is up? Am I out of the loop? Granted it’s been a few years since last time

Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish

Thanks to modern technology I know the AQI directly outside and also inside my domicile; they both suck. I’m masking in the kitchen

House is quiet, phone charging, grabbed mending, chips & lemonade, sit down to France vs. Spain and 5 minutes in the fucking power dies. Estimated repair time: 3 hours 💀

Kept thinking Messi looked familiar and reminded me of someone and it finally clicked: Trixie Mattel

I guess the red card doesn’t matter, the injury doesn’t matter, because the US isn’t playing next round. They’re scarcely playing this round

How are the ref uniform colors for the World Cup decided?

The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers. www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUn...

Hi Jordan. Even suburban wine moms are becoming radicalized leftists because centrism is doing nothing to stop fascism. Also everyone is sick of corporate Dem shills who only want to enrich themselves, not help others. I hope this helps.

Jake Grumbach@jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 3mo ago

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J: I didn’t know the ceiling fan could go that slow And that is how we realized the power had gone out

I love the conceit that inn Trump’s America nobody can say offensive things anymore

Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · 3mo ago

Every so often, some washed up sitcom dude do this sort of thing where they pretend that they made some truly edgy and controversial comedy that couldn't be made today, and it's just like... you're saying this about THE OFFICE?

Newborn babies are still tantamount to an organ that’s been extracted from the body. Which got me thinking about what it might be like if other organs could cry

Homan is actually an apt name because much like the person, it is a rough approximation of human

The narrative “Surya Bonaly protested buas in Olympics judging” morphing into “Surya Bonaly invented the backflip” gives the same energy as Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle leading to improved food-handling regulations and not worker protections.

I have a feeling the Epstein Files are gonna be like the Mueller Report

Proposed: a remake of GATTACA with Trixie replacing Ethan Hawke and Katya replacing Jude Law. Not taking questions at this time.

Honestly the least realistic part of Quantum Leap is the premise that anyone neurodivergent enough to rack up 6 doctorates could also integrate seamlessly into human society

Anyone pretending the political motivations of these assassinations are ambiguous is welcome to fall into a sewer

How long til RFKjr tries to eat the GMO wolf

What this election cycle has taught me is that conservatives have literally 0 standards for themselves

Quick, what are the rules of chess

Participated in the Zero Waste lobby day at the state capitol and I’ll definitely be back. Because I left my water bottle at my senator’s front desk. Hopefully nobody’s tried to detonate it yet

Love the psychopath who ran UnitedHealth and went down for securities fraud giving us tips on how to run our community #billmcguire #unitedvillage www.monitorsaintpaul.com/stories/mcgu...

McGuire concerned about negative perceptions of Midway - Midway Como Frogtown Monitor

Development at United Village is moving ahead despite a variety of obstacles that have hampered efforts. Negative public perceptions also need to change. Those were pointed messages Dr. Bill McGuire ...

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