gallandguile

@gallandguile.bsky.social

oh my god whatever dude

My thesis is pretty simple: kids shouldn't have social media or smartphones and we should use every possible lever of power to make that possible. Social media is bad for everyone everywhere and should be cumbersome to access.

You should treat every person who carries water for social media companies like this with extreme suspicion. The dawn of social media has been literally nothing but the opening of the hellmouth for kids, with many sTuDiEs showing obvious, direct links to suicidality, depression and mental illness

Evan Greer@evangreer.bsky.social · 3d ago

This is objectively false by every measure. Studies out of Australia and the UK show that age verification laws have been completely ineffective in reducing teen social media use, have pushed some teens to darker less moderated corners of the internet They’ve just handed platforms MORE kids’ data

I mean, obviously it makes children considerably safer by basically every metric conceivable except incredibly specious and speculative ones regarding self discovery, but it's important to remember that people with this opinion don't really consider children to be people

Evan Greer@evangreer.bsky.social · 6d ago

Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.

I hated playing football. I did JV for two years and quit to focus on lacrosse for varsity and I caught infinite shit from my friends for it. But I never had any fun, I was always hurt and I was very embarrassed by the bizarre Real Housewives Death Cult shit that the coaches would get up to go 4-8

Kathleen Bachynski@bachynski.bsky.social · 5d ago

I think it’s safe to say that some version of this essay by Ben Sasse on youth football has been written for over 100 years. “Football is a character-forming institution that channels strength… In a culture of passivity, football privileges action. In times of peace, football prepares us for war.”

I think a lot about how Battlefield 1, one of my favorite games ever, had remarkably sad and somewhat moving cinematics about the all-consuming horror and futility of The Great War, and then also the coolest funnest orgiastic online mass slaughterfest mode of its generation. Da duality of games

I need this repulsive submentaloid fatass to wear a suit. You can make a good argument that no person in America got more grace during the Woke Era than Fetterman -- we supported him through his stroke and his body image issues. But now that he's backstabbed us he can dress like a fucking grownup

Zeteo@zeteo.com · 6mo ago

Senator John Fetterman’s response to @premthakker.bsky.social when asked about the illegal US strike on an Iranian Naval ship in international waters: “I want to offer condolences to your boss [Mehdi]. I know he’s all broke up about the Ayatollah.”

"I'm rockin' with Mark 'cause Mark is rockin' with us" is the funniest 15 seconds in the history of computer. The coach thinking he's saying something very profound and important and his immediate realization that he pooched it. The one kid just cackling. Mark himself having red hair. Tremendous.

The lawyer who assembles the first AI class action lawsuit for the mishandling and transfer special education documents to unapproved third parties is going to make out like Pablo Escobar

That story about the cop in Pottsgrove who just fucking executed that college baseball player should be massive, national stuff. Reminiscent of the Daniel Shaver murder, where a psycho cop saw his opportunity to torture and kill someone in a compromising position and took it

some woke era lessons I think the left can learn without pissing everyone off: - dismissing complaints about quality of life and property crime is really bad and dumb - vocal activists rarely actually reflect the desires of minority groups - every culture war battle isn't worth going all in on

Someone should tell whoever makes the school cancellation decisions in Philly that Heat Days are for situations where students will be in danger, not when it's sort of muggy out. Two extremely obtrusive early dismissals on the first week of instruction is insane dude wtf is going on