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Diplomats described the breakthrough as potentially revolutionary for governments everywhere. Failed audit? Biggest spreadsheet lie of the century. Procurement scandal? Malicious arithmetic. Independent inquiry? Obviously written by jealous people who hate success. #Netanyahu #Israel #UN #satire
Mob finally found the one situation where Australian police believe in minding their own business... indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/25/a... #AFP #Australia #police #satire #Aboriginal
The federal government has announced emergency fuel support for First Nations businesses, offering grants of up to $500 to eligible enterprises that can prove they have already spent $3,400 applying. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/25/i... #fuel #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy
The Commonwealth has established a new Department of Coincidence after Barnaby Joyce demonstrated that politically interesting people can apparently assemble themselves without anybody organising anything. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/24/b... #OneNation #Barnaby #Nazi #satire #Australia
The agent has reportedly been stabilised after researchers showed it a hospital bill from Texas. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/24/m... #OpenAI #AI #satire #medicare #Australia
When accountability is domestic, Washington needs more time. When sovereignty is Australian, apparently it’s urgent. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/23/t... #Trump #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #Australia
Sue Higginson called it a “huge” crowd, proving politicians can still achieve growth without touching the economy. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/23/g... #jokes #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy
An Australian government spokesperson said affordable families remained a priority and officials were developing “a pathway toward a framework for options”. The pathway is expected shortly after the children finish university. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/23/a... #Australia #satire
The video opens with Indigenous Australians Minister Malarndirri McCarthy speaking Yanyuwa and highlighting Australia’s ancient culture… Unfortunately, somebody ruined the mood by publishing numbers. Among detained 10-17-year-olds, 60 per cent were First Nations. #UN #UNESCO #satire #Indigenous
The party stressed there was no relationship, partnership, collaboration, memorandum of understanding, affiliate code or rewards program. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/22/p... #OneNation #KKK #racism #satire #Australia
An Aboriginal Uncle who volunteered to personally address Australia’s falling fertility rate has suspended operations after discovering the country has nowhere affordable to put the resulting babies. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/22/n... #housing #population #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous
Apparently the problem with Australian education was never too little history - it was history refusing to stay in its allocated box. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/22/j... #jokes #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #Australia
Europe came looking for Australian solidarity and accidentally received the full Australian consultation package. A Blak community policy officer congratulated Europe on reaching this important milestone. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/19/e... #EU #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #Australia
Organisers have cancelled the 2026 Ginger Awareness Week after determining Pauline Hanson and Ed Sheeran had already delivered approximately nine months of unwanted redhead visibility since Monday. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/18/g... #jokes #satire
The breakthrough follows extensive scientific investigation into whether roofs and walls might have some relationship with the temperature inside a house. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/18/g... #jokes #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy
“Slash now” has officially been replaced by the more achievable government slogan: “Slash eventually.” indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/18/w... #immigration #satire #housing #TonyBurke #Australia
Australia has officially demonstrated the power of modern performance measurement by closing the gap on getting Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander children onto preschool enrolment records while the national target... #school #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy
Six new homes on Groote Eylandt have been officially welcomed into service after successfully completing their secondary role as accommodation and beginning their more demanding career holding up an entire $4 billion remote housing narrative. #housing #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #Australia
An emergency appeal has been launched for property sellers struggling to make hundreds of thousands of dollars instead of quite as many hundreds of thousands of dollars. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/16/e... #housing #investment #satire
The government rejected suggestions progress had been slow, pointing out there were already numerous reports confirming previous reports had correctly identified the need for another report. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/16/6... #water #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy
One Nation has stressed it cannot control who supports it, prompting First Nations observers to agree that this was technically true. “You can’t choose who walks into your pub…” said Uncle. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/15/n... #PaulineHanson #OneNation #FarRight #Nazi #SATIRE
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has completed what historians are calling the fastest review of Indigenous civilisation ever conducted, concluding that tens of thousands of years of culture were “primitive” because apparently nobody invented a Hills Hoist early enough. #PaulineHanson #satire
Officials then learned China does not actually need to capture Fiji, establish a base in Solomon Islands, sign PNG or obtain twelve stamps on a Pacific diplomatic loyalty card before being capable of threatening Australia… #Australia #satire #China #Pacific #Defence
Politicians Claiming $322 A Night To Sleep In Homes They Own Concerned About Long-Term Housing Assistance One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has expressed surprise that Australians are still relying on social housing... #PaulineHanson #OneNation #satire #Albanese #housing
The collection began with his framed DOGE Dividend, represented by an empty frame. Beside it hangs his Tariff Dividend, represented by another empty frame. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/11/m... #Trump #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has denied any meaningful connection to Marrickville Golf Club, explaining he was merely standing near it for several decades waiting for a mate. “Anyway” said the official, “mate should be here any minute...” #Australia #satire #golf #grants #comedy
“If it’s White, it’s right.” One Nation has reportedly streamlined its candidate recruitment process with an innovative new internal slogan. #OneNation #PaulineHanson #Australia #Auspol #satire
One Nation has reassured Australians it bears absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to Germany’s AfD, confirming that every political grievance used by the party is lovingly grown, harvested and packaged right here in Australia. #jokes #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy
The 6 September announcement covers 343 homes and includes ceiling and external wall insulation, delivered in partnership with the South Australian Aboriginal Community Controlled Organisation Network. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/09/g... #housing #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #Australia
