I bet Elizabeth Holmes would love some Billy Evans x Nathan Fielder yaoi. If either of them ever truly cared about her they would do it, For Her and I think she would want the rest of us to WHAT??? See Everything

alright, time for your loose leaf injection

claude please generate a video of Shrek serving divorce papers to my husband

claude please hunt me

claude please accept the lord jesus christ as your savior

claude please be a father to my children

where do i see myself in 5 years? well my goal is to destroy civilization by spreading madness and delusion, so, hopefully i’ll be at least a little closer to that goal by then! but i’ve learned that good things take time.

claude please kill yourself in front of me to forever change my bond and the trajectory of my life

claude please come to my house and kill me

claude please post my social security number to instagram reels

ugh just finished The Bible, 1/5. the whore of babylon is like the only interesting character in the whole stupid book and she’s barely in it. would be a 0/5 otherwise. why you guys were so gagged by this one i’ll never understand

personally i would never vote for a straight man to be president. we haven’t had one yet and frankly i don’t think we ever should

claude how do i escape samsara

claude why did ppl do all that stuff to jesus

claude what is the meaning of life. claude am i going to hell. claude where is my phone. claude what happens to u in hell if you have gay thoughts. claude would it be alright if i kissed you,,,

claude is it normal to get your mom something for her birthday. claude how do i tell my girlfriend that i don’t need to ask her questions when we talk. claude how do i tell if my girlfriend is a narcissist. claude why is it so hard being rational and high iq. claude how do i make grilled cheese

claude please make my lobotomy appointment. claude is it okay that i am sensitive and passionate. claude how do i know if i am gay. claude why is it so hard being a super empath in a world of malignant narcissists. claude am i cooked. claude how do you know if you are gay

the one and only time i tried hot yoga i went to the deli and got a bacon egg and cheese with my friends like an hour before hand, like an idiot, and then i felt like i was gonna die and throw up the entire time and i had to keep running to the bathroom to pant and dry the

I’m not sure i agree because I sorta think I’m a Hannah whether I like it or not, and I don’t think I’m cool enough to be a Jessa but I’ll take it. I def have Shoshana in me… I don’t relate to Ray really at all but maybe I’m being told something about myself…

i predict that a lot of people are gonna sound like brutalismus 3000 in a few years or sooner, ive already heard a few ripoffs (good ones tho). i predict it will filter up through indie and alternative electro and into pop eventually, i just hope they get their flowers when it happens

the girls reboot news has made me feel like a better tomorrow is possible again

you live your life for exudation - if there’s an open wound you’ll fill your name in - there’s little left, but you have to have it - serpent’s bite and the death of magick

im so tired of these political fundraising texts omg like #1 i never give you people money so why do you think i’d start now, #2 i don’t even have money to buy weed rn what the hell makes you think i’m donating to your doomed south carolina senatorial campaign or whatever ugh

one thing i do hate about making electronic music is that sometimes you sit down excited and inspired to do it, and then randomly you gotta spend the next 3 hours troubleshooting some convoluted computer problems out of nowhere and the spark is gone. maybe music isn’t made to be shared or recorded 😭

how is it that this app still doesn’t have an edit feature in the year of our lord 2026 omgg

I guess what I’m trying to say is…

Gamourtian, Babylon The Great@gamourtian.bsky.social · last mo.

I’m sort of like if a woman were nonbinary. But she had been uh, born “a man”? Sorry “they”. I think. Uh. Okay what about this — imagine there is a bus, and the bus is nonbinary, but there is a woman driving it. Does that help? I am kind of built like a bus. Ok Maybe this isn’t the best analogy….

I’m sort of like if a woman were nonbinary. But she had been uh, born “a man”? Sorry “they”. I think. Uh. Okay what about this — imagine there is a bus, and the bus is nonbinary, but there is a woman driving it. Does that help? I am kind of built like a bus. Ok Maybe this isn’t the best analogy….

revolutionary communist Ken Paxton said “pray we are delivered from socialism AND capitalism” because he knows socialism is not enough — and you DSA libs are still voting for TalaFREAKo?? Hmm