// Happy birthday to Breath of the Wild!
Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond)
@ganondad.bsky.social
RP parody account / MVRP No lewd interactions. No solicitations. Single-shipped with @mombosa.bsky.social
He leans in and she feels a hand move along the small of her back. "Oh no. Not at all. I think you're right where you should be."
✹ 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐀.@mombosa.bsky.social · 8mo ago“Mhmmm….” She moves even closer as he begins to speak, leaning over to look at the page he was reading. Fingers resting on his thigh. “Am I interrupting you?”
He smiles and flexes. "I made it. Figured it'd make you laugh." Flexing too hard. The shirt is tight. They are powerless against his physique.
✹ 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐀.@mombosa.bsky.social · 8mo ago…. Looking. Laughing. “Where in Hyrule did you get that?”
He's wearing a shirt. That's rare. It says "I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE OR MY KIDS"
"Me? Oh, I'm reading a travel guide to Hyrule, written by an outsider. I plan on writing the au..." He can feel familiar fingers sliding under the blanket. "Well...now I'm reading your expression..."
✹ 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐀.@mombosa.bsky.social · 8mo agoJust for good measure, she throws a blanket over both of their laps as she snuggles close. “What are you reading?”
She brings a large sense of calm to him as he reads. When she's not teasing him with her perfect thighs and knowing grin.
✹ 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐀.@mombosa.bsky.social · 8mo agoWordlessly sitting next to @ganondad.bsky.social as he reads in his study.
Look at these kids. It's like they're straight out of the games.
Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror]@nintendousa.bsky.social · 9mo agoThis is Miyamoto. Filming is underway for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda in a lush, natural setting, with Bo Bragason-san who will play Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth-san who will play Link (1/2).
...He's coming for her now. Needs to see this in person.
✹ 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐀.@mombosa.bsky.social · 9mo agoShe has a special one for him. She’s just going to…send it to his slate now.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ a creation by 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 ˊˎ- for the mario verse —— daisy bennu sarasa , the vivacious empress and ℰmbodiment of 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 . ---———————𓇢𓆸 ⠀
⠀⠀ '᯽࿔⠀⠀𝙳𝙰𝙸𝚂𝚈 .@sunflowese.bsky.social · 10mo ago⠀ ❛ 𝓈he was 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 the 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶 right on 𝒶 𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒍 april 𝐃𝐀𝐘 .
"I care. I gotta pay for the electric bill!"
Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 10mo ago“Dark world, Light world… Who cares?!”
That wasn't /entirely/ my fault. But yes. Ezri is very impressionable
✹ 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐀.@mombosa.bsky.social · 10mo agoI’d rather her ask about Goron poop than be in her cursing phase like she was.
True. But it is still a bit gross. I think she's been hanging out with Link too much. Or Majora's been playing tricks. We did have some Gorons visit recently...
✹ 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐀.@mombosa.bsky.social · 10mo agoMaedrin would ask because she genuinely wants to learn as much as she can, Liana asks to be silly and because she’s also a bit curious.
Liana, but honestly, Maedrin would probably ask me too. Before laughing and playing it off as a joke.
✹ 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐀.@mombosa.bsky.social · 10mo ago… trying to decide if this is a Maedrin question or a Liana question.
... Wondering what Goron poop is like. Also rocks? These are the kinds of questions I get from my daughter.
"If I could do that, I would have already. Honestly the best thing to do is to get him a pad or a tampon and laugh at him. And then run away. Quickly."
𝕯𝖎𝖓𝖗𝖆𝖆𝖑@draconicflames.bsky.social · 10mo ago@ganondad.bsky.social "Ganon! Tell the evil version of ya ta stop with the bloodmoons!"
He laughed and picked her up, letting her climb up against him and cling to his neck as he carried her to @mombosa.bsky.social. "Not adi, and not Liana either. It's a secret to everybody, OK?"
Liana Urbosadani Dragmire @lianaurbosadani.bsky.social · last yr.“Adi no say fuck. Got it.” She giggled and hugged him as soon as he knelt down. Now she can go tell everyone at school that her adi doesn’t say those words!
He snickered a little and knelt down, messing up her wild hair with a soft tussle. "Yes. Only baba. Adi's not allowed to say that." She's got a smart little mouth. Good thing she's freaking adorable.
Liana Urbosadani Dragmire @lianaurbosadani.bsky.social · last yr.“Only baba can say fuck.” Seems that she knows the language is for adults at least. Then she get a curious look on her face. “Adi say fuck too?” She seems genuinely curious about if her mother uses that type of language.
He's baffled, and trying not to laugh. Where did she learn this language?? "What? Oh, no. I won't." At least she knows not to say it. Even if she's saying it, adorably. "Okay. Don't say it."
Liana Urbosadani Dragmire @lianaurbosadani.bsky.social · last yr.Looking up at him, turning back and forth between looking at him and back in the room. "The music say fuck when I dance." Imitating the dance she did. "Are you gonna tell them? Don't say fuck to the people and don't say shit."
Gasp. "What? The music did? That's so rude of it." He's amused. A bit surprised.
Liana Urbosadani Dragmire @lianaurbosadani.bsky.social · last yr.@ganondad.bsky.social Walking up to him nonchalantly. “The music say fuck.” Pointing back at the room she just came out of, where the faint sound of music could be heard.
Hmmm.. That Sage of Lightning looks pretty good. I should braid Urbosa's hair. Get Maedrin to help.
I can take it. Don't try this at home kids! Unless you're into that sort of thing.
Chuckling as he carries her, like a caveman who has found a cave wife. "If I'm going to explore every inch of your perfect body, it'll be in our bed, and the kids won't be able to see."
✹ 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐀.@mombosa.bsky.social · last yr.As his hands explore, she smirks and sits up, straddling him as her hands go to the bottom of her shirt, ready to pull it off before he stands up with her over his shoulder. Laughing, she lets him carry her, sitting up as best she can for a moment. “Where are you whisking me away to, hm?”