🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era]
@garbagesauce.bsky.social
she/her. 38. bookseller, helpline worker, publicity ghoul & assistant editor @ ghoulish books, reviewer @ the sinister scoop, very delicate tenderhearted crybaby, slime gargoyle.
the past year or two every time i get referred somewhere from my doctor i get notified that I've been scheduled for some random time and i have to call in and reschedule schgtuthjj WHY AREN'T THEY JUST CONTACTING ME TO SCHEDULE IT TO BEGIN WITH?!
WHY do all straight smut novels include the guy's pov?! i don't care about the guy's pov! if i wanted to read someone waxing poetic about their partner's perfect bouncing tits and soaking wet velvety coochies i would read lesbian porn!!!!
suitor number three how would you sexily murder me? 👁️👄👁️
the feel of a hardcover novella is so pleasing to me
i will always eat the tomatoes and onions from your whopper if you don't want them that's the mindy guarantee
it never occurred to me before this moment that these types of things might exist and now that i have an awareness of them i feel like something inside of me has died
just had to contact the cops on behalf of a girl trying to leave a dv situation & the officer i spoke to was so fucking shitty & dismissive i could HEAR him rolling his eyes & i am so furious that THAT is what she's gonna have there to "help" her leave safely. scum of the earth i fucking hate cops
starting two(2) punk bands called SKULL VIRGIN and BIG FUCKIN hmu if you want in
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why would a google review i posted of a local nail salon be hidden? there's no profanity or offensive shit or like, sensitive information in my review but it's not showing up and it's been a week? (i can see it when i'm logged into chrome but i can't see it when i'm not)
Hannah just put her finger in my mouth and then i bit it and then she said "now my finger hurts" and i said "don't put your finger in my mouth then"and she said "stop having such an inviting mouth to put fingers in"
also pls make weird horny violent pervert art bc i want to be a weird horny violent pervert about it
madeline!@mads.haus · 3w agomake the weird pervert art you want to see in the world. make so much of it that puritans don’t have room to breathe. especially if somebody tells you it’s “too weird” or “too horny” or “too violent.” who cares! life is horny and violent and art should reflect life…! that’s the point of it.
just saw a news clip of some local tattooer talking about how it's totally cool if people use ai to design their tattoos and that ai isn't stealing people's artwork it's simply learning from it... deeply fucking embarrassing shit
wdym you and your friend don't have an imaginary federal agent monitoring your chats who's developed a gradual degradation kink over the years spent spying on your conversations @garbagesauce.bsky.social
i finished my book and of the four extras i brought with me the only one that looks interesting turned out to be written by a zionist so i tried to start a different one and I'm immediately bored ugghhhhhhh 🙁
the year of our lord 2026 and goodreads still doesn't have an "alert me when a book on my tbr is published" function smdh
i stopped at my bank yesterday and there was "jesus <3's u" shit on display in the drive thru window, facing out of the window toward the customers.. how is that not like.. wildly inappropriate for a non faith-based organization lol
