i don't know how many times my partner needs to ask me "how many quarts are in a gallon" and how many times i need to say "don't you remember gallon man?"
when someone sighs on the phone and tells me to hurry up i make them regret that decision very quickly
just saw someone going fast as fuck on an electric wheelchair down the sidewalk and now i'm questioning if even saw it
just poked myself in the eye with my cat's ear
garf dude@garfdu.de · 5d agojust poked myself in the eye with my glasses so that's the kinda day i'm having lmao
just poked myself in the eye with my glasses so that's the kinda day i'm having lmao
da scariest thing i saw this Halloween season? MY BANK ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hard to afford a good bed these days
Garfield and Friends Screens@garfieldscreens.bsky.social · last wk.
whenever i hear my coworker giggling at his desk i'm like that can't be good lmao
guess he just wanted me to move his food up here
garf dude@garfdu.de · 2w agocat will jump up on the desk to lay down so i'll clear a lil spot for him and then he'll move to sit on some other stuff lmao
cat will jump up on the desk to lay down so i'll clear a lil spot for him and then he'll move to sit on some other stuff lmao