t-girl baseball?? wow, you must have been really asleep! what a silly idea. anyway, get dressed, we have jai alai practice with the polycule in an hour!
Helen
@garfooble.bsky.social
preeminent transsexual jazz dancer fog city
t-shirt with a big arrow pointing to the guy next to me but it just says "I'M STUPID"
uptown minneapolis is so chock full of transexuals to a degree i have never seen in SF. do any of you want to hang out
at sleepaway camp they showed all the nine-year-olds The Mummy, all the kids got so freaked out by the beetles crawling through that guy's skin and we were all up with nightmares. the camp director had to give the counselors a talking-to
Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎@sleepingvillage.bsky.social · last wk.In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
If you told me in October 2026 that the Sacramento Kings would win the 2027 NBA finals, I'd say you were crazy
if ragtime/stride pianist Dalton Ridenhour has no fans it means i am dead
99% of Outer Wilds players give up right before remembering that one mechanic they learned in the tutorial and have forgotten about for nine hours
moving to Minnesota this weekend for the whole month... back to tha old me
new Carly Rae isn't perfect but is generally good, millennials rejoice
genuinely how did I not think of this. it's true and sounds cool. another easy fumble by your friendly neighborhood Helen
makswhale@maksheadroom.bsky.social · 2w agosorry the answer here is “i’m the choreographer”
Told a woman at the play party's snack table last night that I was a dancer, she eagerly asked me "which choreographers I work with" and I watched the pity swell in her eyes when I had to tell her, no, sorry, you don't understand, I'm a swing dancer
blech. i feel gross for having thought of this
Helen@garfooble.bsky.social · 2w agoone man's trap is another man's t-slur
broadly speaking (as a trans woman who is stuck in a glue trap) i don't think it behooves us to learn about and digest every antitrans right-wing narrative. i don't think that vigilance does us any good! can someone help me get out of here
it's impossible to describe how detrimental it is to my mental health to hear Take Four And A Half on loop for roughly 45 minutes a week
makswhale@maksheadroom.bsky.social · 3w agothere is a teen who has begun a sort of “sonny rollins on the manhattan bridge” tenor sax practice on the bench outside our home. he knows careless whisper and all my lovin and take five but crucially has no concept of a rest. you can see what this might do to take five specifically
I am always confusing "mdni" with "ngmi". anyway minors you're not gonna make it