@garrettwatts.bsky.social my friend buffy made this image for me because one day i was struggling to lock in and i figured i'd share it with you because it does in fact help me lock in 😭

If having a little treat was a crime I’d be in federal prison

Bald guys are cool because it’s like yo what’s up here’s basically my skull. It’s so vulnerable and honest.

I know this sounds like a joke but I’m genuinely very glad Titanic came out long before those themed popcorn buckets.