Gary Carver
@garycarver.bsky.social
Williams syndrome ♿️. I don’t care anymore. Dog and music is life. I love weed and wine. Clean your house before you bother the rest of your community. Banner alt: One-eyed minion being puppet master of Minneapolis. https://youtube.com/@garycarver
Mother! (2017) starring J-Law and J-Bard, directed by Darren Aronosfky. Reminds me of home growing up. This will affect my trauma response if people continue to disrupt my peace and quiet up here in Minnesotan housing.
Front door shaded and closer to parking lot. Back door exposed to sunlight and a farther walk. Why would idiot shitsucking FedEx man place my Homestyle Direct free meals on the back porch? Now I have no food for two weeks. FedEx drivers are the stupidest saddest laziest shitnibblers on the planet.
All it takes for evil to succeed is for good people to do nothing. Today in my case, I alerted authorities to a dude pulling up in the park’s parking lot and throwing away what appears to be dirty bedsheets with cartoon characters on them. There’s a reason why he ain’t throwing them away at home.
Regarding the St. Paul incident at the ::checks article:: apartment complex leasing office: Bothering your tenants a little too much can cause them to snap. Just take the rent money, send the pest control man every six months to spray the baseboards, and literally shut the fucking fuck the fuck UP!
Momma why splendora album in the grass on Spotify but not the Daria theme song for which they’re the most known
Having listened to the Careless People audiobook, it’s safe to say that even my undercooked, defective self can beat Suckerberg in literally anything. Grill-off, BJJ, anything. Well, except maybe for having the longest relationship with a golddigger. He can have that win.
Just saw that Afterlife with Archie is gonna be on Disney+. Did they even finish the original comic series?
My baby loves hearing the birds and receiving praise from adoring passerby at the park. She’s been good enough at relaxing to the point where I’ve been able to read a few chapters of a book while we just hang out. Nothing beats a good well-behaved non-verbal companion who doesn’t judge anyone.
What kind of savage beast doesn’t take the bag out of their boxed wine and lie it flat on its own shelf in the fridge for quicker access and easier dispensing?
The best (and only good) Stephen King novel was The Tommyknockers. It actually had an ending and King told on himself with Gard. I could reread Bobbi getting her shit pushed in every year.
Too bad I can’t spray God with a water bottle to make him put out his cigarette. I just wanted to walk my dog to the park, man.
Don’t tell me witchcraft isn’t real when we’re still letting magic words drive us into a frenzy in 2026.
Watching Citizen Vigilante. Despite the subject matter, it still sucks because Uwe Boll is just recycling the far superior Rampage. This man is the Tool / Radiohead of movies: you know exactly what you’re gonna get from a new release.
What did one McDonald’s lover say to the other? Wanna come back to McRib?
Cuddling with my dog when I felt a belch coming on so I turned my head and covered my mouth so as to not be rude.
I hate musk and trump but also I believe Tim Walz is complicit in social worker fraud. If I encounter assholes all the time, am I the asshole?
One of the worst things social workers ask is if you have any family. Bitch if I had fucking family I wouldn’t be asking you for help you middle school dropout illiterate piece of shit you. Member Soul Asylum? Runaway Train? Those kids ran away from fucking family for a reason. Look it up.
Of course it’s a r*dditor who “hooked me up” with an AI image generator “that has no guardrails ;]”. I didn’t believe them and typed in a taboo prompt and: Yep I’m reporting that shit to the FBI.
Found out my plug uses r*ddit so I submitted a very detailed tip to the DEA. #nobullies.
Gonna form a Van Halen cover band called Ban Helen Keller. So I can introduce us as “BAN HELEN! KELLER!!!!” and let people hear what they wanna hear. Happy disability pride month of the July!
Chyna says Happy Birthday, America. Too bad about our asshole birthday clown. Can someone get rid of him already? He’s making the kids uncomfortable.
Still on my first watch of M*A*S*H and Frank Burns can trump Suck’s dick.
July is Disability Pride Month. Keep ignoring those texts and don’t spoil your halo effect by inviting people like me to attend your hangouts and game nights. No need to have a constant reminder that we’re all fragile squishy bags of meat that could break at any time. I don’t blame you one bit.
