With one phone call, President Trump has turned a loss into a win, and we can now celebrate America’s victory over Belgium, with the World Cup trophy on its way to rest comfortably in the Oval Office.
Gary Peterson 🇺🇸
@garypetersonusa.bsky.social
Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. Bass player for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters. #Straightriotism
On this happy 4th of July, be sure you celebrate 250 years like our finest American icons, President Trump, Gondy, and Christ Jesus sipping on a cold one and telling campfire tales to honor the world’s first country to invent democracy. #4thJuly
The White House has brought all American icons together to celebrate July 4th.
The communist Supreme Court obviously didn’t read the constitution as written by our founders President Washington and Christopher Columbus, which states all naturally born citizens must be as American as Christ himself, with a footnote that only the first two amendments matter.
Have you gotten your Freedom 250 tickets yet? You’re missing out on enough hard piping Straightriotism to melt butter on Zeus’s pecks. I hope this festival never ends!
Night 1 of Freedom 250 was even more beautiful than expected. President Trump’s love for class would make our founding fathers proud.
Lee Greenwood couldn’t be more thrilled that yours truly, America’s favorite mall Santa, jumped in the drivers seat to take him directly to Freedom 250.
The British know that no one does soccer like America, which is why the World Cup trophy already has its place in President Trump’s Oval Office.
The White House will bring us back to the time of our Lord.
Now that President Trump has shut down Antifa headquarters, our reflecting pool will return to its beautiful American blue as God intended. This vandalism wouldn’t have happened if the kids today put down their doo-wop music at the soda shops and stayed in school.
Today we give thanks to the working fathers, like President Trump’s papa who raised his son to be a voice for the common man. #FathersDay
It’s ok that my kids were busy today. That just gives me more time with my President Trump as we enjoy a Father’s Day meal at Cracker Barrel together.
Happy Father’s Day to our divine earthly father President Trump. I sleep soundly every night knowing our daddy is tucking us in and reading us the story of a better America, one where we no longer have to fear reflecting pool vandals.
When the #UnitedStates plays for President Trump and God, nothing can come between us and World Cup gold. We must give thanks to our President for blessing #USMNT with his winning spirit.
Thanks to President Trump’s legalization of #Juneteenth, Americans now celebrate the day President Lincoln ended the civil war by signing the Civil Rights Act into law. While Democrats hide their history, we patriots take this #FreedomDay to pose with our black friends, proving we’re not racist.
Wokesters can have their a-list talents at the Obama Presidential Center. All we patriots need is Kid Rock at the grand opening of the Trump Library.
Joining hundreds of protestors at the Obama Presidential Center, whose ceremony is obviously just a distraction from President Trump’s beautiful reflecting pool.
We’ve decided to go with “we’ve never seen President Trump sleep.”
The new Spider-Man movie will prove Spidey is total MAGA as no one can clean up the streets of New York without the kiss of luck from President Trump.
Already the best G7 summit in history, as all leaders come together to respect President Trump, because he is the Boss.
We patriots know proper pool management. Adding several buckets of Mountain Dew Voltage will get the reflecting pool back to its beautiful sparkling blue.
The left cannot fathom our return to family values.
Last night’s UFC event was such a success that even the original Superman himself Dean Cain slept over at the White House.
#UFCFreedom250 has brought class back to the White House. Not since the Oval Office after party from signing our constitution have we had such an iconic moment for the history books.
The finishing touches are added for Freedom 250, which celebrates the birth of America, but more importantly, the beautiful day to which a child was delivered by Christ to unite our country through Straightriotism, fireworks, and UFC macho man meat akin to the gladiators of Rome.
This Knicks have officially won the World Basketball Series, all thanks to President Trump, who deserves this victory thanks to his lucky aura and bringing sports to New York City with his beautiful MSG construction. Another fabulous prize to add for the Oval Office collection.
