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What do you get when you cross a Kinder Bueno and a Wispa?

#Caturday

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Next on CBBC Oré Oduba presents a Newsround special on the Royal visit to South London. What's the story in Balham, Oré?

Off to do the big food shop with the Saturday and Sunday customers all trying to do it at the same time. I think some weapons may be necessary. What a stroke of luck! The police seem to have left a bag of machine guns outside my door 😲

In a fairly standard display of organisation at work I turned up as the only person with a front door key only to find they changed the alarm code without telling all the keyholders. Sirens! Alarms! Luckily an engineer from the alarm company happened to be driving up our road when the alert went out

I usually find my face and personality do the job, but if you need further help this might do the job.

One good reason not to leave the snacks next to a guy with access to a knife and a box of premium markets.

I've watched quite a few of River Crombie's vids over the last month. Definitely worth a watch if you like acoustic covers. A few likes to make him feel appreciated wouldn't go amiss. youtu.be/6BgKvbpBv8M?...

Self Esteem - The Offspring (Acoustic Cover)

YouTube video by River Crombie

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Is my car trying to tell me it wants to go and live at the scrapyard? Creak! Boing! Watch in the rearview mirror as one of the suspension springs makes a bid for freedom.

Sorry folks, I heard Suspicious Minds in the supermarket 🎤 I'm taking a nap I won't wake up No matter how you nudge me baby 🎺 doo-doo doo doo, doo-doo doo doo 🎤 I can't continue watching I am very tired

Apologies if I look like a weirdo liking and unliking posts, then liking them again. Windows 11 if having one of those days where it can't count the presses on the mouse button - getting ever closer to the "Stuff this, I'm rolling back to previous version" option.

Agree or disagree?

Oops, something went wrong...🤭 News headline this morning: Murder victim, girl aged 13 released on bail

I've been put put on a "Nice people" list for the first time. Apologies if I'm not following people back straight away. I like to check people look human before I click the button. PS - I'm not American, but I believe the current president only does good things by accident or coincidence

Two of our "Four horses of the apocalypse". The white one was pulling grumpy faces as she had seen the gear for a trip to the vets and my phone must have censored her pic as I can't upload it.

Out now ⚠️ swearing, alcohol use, memory loss, emotional outbursts, realistic relationships, dragons lords, elves, aliens, humans, mind wipes, British slang, humour, slow burn/start, world building, strong, inclusive, multi-character POV. amzn.eu/d/ibtgaHj #booksky #indieauthors #ku #romantasy

Champion of A'dara: Character driven romantic fantasy (Book One)

Champion of A'dara: Character driven romantic fantasy (Book One) eBook : Hyder, JS: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

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So who's going to arrest the president, VP, Supreme Court justices, and every Republican member of CONgress?

Mrs. Beaverhausen@ghostmom.bsky.social · 9mo ago

What the hell are we waiting for?

Dinner is served

🎶A good fart these days is hard to hear (A good fart) Silent-violent The one to fear Apologies to Feargal Sharkey

Today's project: The wife's battery and energiser for the electric fence keep ending up in a puddle of water where the box lid gets cracked or knocked off by the horses. A platform with drainage to hold them both off the ground.

Found this post on FB. Sounds a lot like a current administration.

Keep an eye out for this signal it could save a life

🦔 Hedgepig! 🦔 I leave a little dish of water out for passing cats and wildlife and the other night I heard a rustling on the gravel that didn't sound like a cat. Opened the door gently to see my first hedgehog in years. Reasonable size and shuffled away at a decent pace, so probably healthy.❤️

25 years since The Hungry Years nightclub in Brighton closed. This is what I looked like then before I smoked my way to early grey hair.

Computer in for a system drive upgrade. The joys of waiting for an old one to install 4+ years of cumulative Windows updates are ahead.

The wife's paying, I can have any cake I want for my birthday. Who wouldn't choose chocolate cupcakes bears? 🐻💕🧁

I'm resurrecting an early windows 10 machine to use when my main PC goes in for some upgrades. The sheer joy of installing 2+ years worth of updates 💤😴