Gay John
@gayjohn.bsky.social
There are lot of guys named John and a lot of gay people…but I’m both NYC This is all a lie
Nothing worse than coming into work on Monday morning and my boss saying “John…there’s a shirt in my office?” …and realizing I left my work shirt there when I used his office to change into my going out outfit on Friday night 🙃
Embarrassed Laugh I Wish I Was Dead
Alt: Rue McClanahan golden girls Embarrassed Laugh I Wish I Was Dead
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Hey what if after we got one video of the concert we put our phones down and be in the moment?? And maybe even…dance??
Impulse bought Rebecca Black tickets while in line for Slayyyter BECAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT
Nothing better than post works drinks with a gay guy coworker who will talk shit and make out
Getting my life at my local gay bar watching the VMAs with a bunch of old gays who keep asking me who everyone is 🥵🥵
Stantwt Beamsweep Laughing and Biting Finger
ALT: Stantwt Beamsweep Laughing and Biting Finger
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Hot movers are here and they asked if it’s okay if they could speak Serbian to each other 🥵🥵
Sabrina Carpenter on Hot Ones
ALT: Sabrina Carpenter on Hot Ones
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However I would let many of these dumb idiots blow me
Gay John@gayjohn.bsky.social · 2w agoI have 1 straight girl friend who I will go to a shitty dive bar for but DAMN THIS IS LAME
I have 1 straight girl friend who I will go to a shitty dive bar for but DAMN THIS IS LAME
Kissed 3 boys, brought 1 back to the room, now recovering with a delectable yet overpriced hotel breakfast sandwich 💅
Gay John@gayjohn.bsky.social · 4w agoCan I be cocky for a sec? I could easily fuck any guy in this Boston Gay bar 😈
Can I be cocky for a sec? I could easily fuck any guy in this Boston Gay bar 😈
Eating Indian food and getting drunk with my boys and their girlfriends
Stoned on the train to Boston so I can be the most interesting person at this straight wedding ama
Reminder yesterday is over and today is another opportunity to be beautiful
Mom's not home tonight, so we can roll around, have a pillow fight Like a major rager, O-M-F-G Let's all slumber party Like a fat kid on a pack of SMARTIES Someone chuck a cupcake at me!
Avril Lavigne's Shy Smile
Alt: Avril Lavigne Smile
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j a k e@jakeismaking.bsky.social · 4w agoquote with your favorite insane Avril Lavigne lyrics: "I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab And I have to pull my money out and that looks bad (yeah!)"
So once again I am head over heals for a man visiting from Latin America
