uhm…

J.J.@jdotj.bsky.social · 3d ago

Had an email offering to buy my old car as is for cash and when we showed up to sell said car, were told that we cannot rely on "offers in writing" because those "don't bind the company." New laws just out there being created every day, apparently.

I am more invested in Dartmouth football than anyone should be. They’re the only Ivy that admitted me, so here we are.

arm still hurts. still. this is ridic.

@GBDinExile@gbdawkins.bsky.social · 2d ago

It’s usu nbd but this years covid vax is kicking my ass

Ossoff’s ass is having a moment? He knows what he’s doing.

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6h ago

This appears to be a recurring problem for Ossoff, which suggests that his backside is larger and rounder than what most brands account for in their trouser patterns — even with them building a longer back rise for the higher-end of this spectrum.

wx is cooling off, I can care about the flow again. Mike at Bad Habit does it right. #NOLAhair

First egg yolk was red, second one black. Poltergeist? Idk, threw them all away

The dads are afraid of leather online today? Is this what Im seeing?

It’s usu nbd but this years covid vax is kicking my ass

If you’re thinking, “that’s stupid,” youve made my point

@GBDinExile@gbdawkins.bsky.social · 2d ago

Your trouser break tells everything about you

Your trouser break tells everything about you

rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 2d ago

does anybody have any tips

Get the gays in your life fly screens for outdoor dining. Gave them as a bday gift for a pal tonight, and the squeal that he let out

Diner, The Graduate, All The PresidentS Men, Ferris Bueller

optiMSTie@optimstie.bsky.social · 3d ago

Let's go Letterboxd-style with this: If you had to name your four favorite movies on the spot, which movies would you select?

“Bumbling Sideshow” radicalized me

Kyle Cheney@kyledcheney.bsky.social · 2d ago

A federal judge found that an immigration court bond hearing was so egregiously stacked against an ICE detainee that he may simply order the release of ICE detainees, rather than bond hearings, from now on. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Also, received a 100% would rating

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2d ago

NEW: A Siena poll finds NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s favorability rating has surged to 69% among city residents, up 9 points from last month. He also holds a 71% favorability rating among Black New Yorkers.

I’m more of a Basque Cheesecake Factory ™️ man.

life update: ya boi just accepted a job working with Louisiana Juvenile Justice.

Brian Kelly dressed as a birthday cake. Pretty rude, that kid he killed won’t be having one this or any year

My mortal enemy since 1991.

Paulie (BillsFan 5-1 & PanthersFan 8-4-2 Editions)@yopauliefl.bsky.social · 3d ago

The chance of being eaten by Big Red is low But not zero

libertarians, man. can’t take em nowhere

Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net · 4d ago

"libertarian candidate for state senate in north carolina is currently in a shootout with the cops and live-tweeting his planned suicide", while not exactly surprising, is still a weird thing to read

our mayor was at baggage claim with the normies. Latoya would never

HELLO DULLES! it’s midnight Paris time and a mere 3 hours to go

seent the mayor

prodded, searched, luggage inventoried. do I fit the international drug courier profile? i thought i just gave middle aged american

au revoir, Paris. you were lovely as always.

LOOK

Brittany Svoboda@brisvob.bsky.social · 5d ago

Now to see who doesn’t make the flight back to New Orleans…🙃

my uber driver is a nazi.

Wht else is there really?

what could possibly go wrong?

Paris fit check: Day 3 #WhoDat

@GBDinExile@gbdawkins.bsky.social · 7d ago

Paris fit check. Night 2