G. D. Penman
@gdpenman.bsky.social
Level 40 Fantasy Author. Prolific. Loquacious. Rotund. https://www.gdpenman.com/
In our attempts to curb the burgeoning symptoms of E.L.D.S. (evil little dog syndrome) in Hector, we have now introduced "potato time" where I pick him up, hold him in midair and tell him what an adorable little potato he is until he calms his tiny chihuahua tits. 45% success rate so far.
Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
[Read in your best Luddite voice:] I detest the modern world and its endless cycles of violence. We should return to a simpler time when we had horses of violence.
I try not to talk about politics on here, but I do think you should all debase yourself before my throne of skulls.
Benefits of hanging my t-shirts out on the line to dry: Quicker than machining Pleasant windswept aroma Assert dominance as alpha nerd Downside: Earwig nipple twister surprise attack
Husband material? Nay, tis thy funeral shroud. Have at thee knave!
My wife has never forgiven me for Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. Spent the whole runtime waiting for a CGI duck alien voiced by Christopher Lee to show up. Anyway, unrelated: if you don't know Warhammer 40k, there is this really cool faction of robot giraffe aliens I think you will like.
That was my nickname in highschool
Donna Rainey@donnarainey4.bsky.social · 3w agoAdorable Pygmy shrew feeding on tiny insects.🤎
You try to start your car. The engine won't turn over. [You cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby.] You look around in confusion. Atop the buildings a pigeon looks on placidly. No, not placidly. With malevolence.
