"Could you stand just a liiiittle more still, please?" Resisting the urge to sigh, she does her best not to poke [ READER ] with a pin as she makes adjustments. "We're almost done, seriously!"

i could treat his exes better idk idk

// shes my baby be gentle and sweet with her /silly

Neo Lord@supremebeing4d4.bsky.social · 2y ago

//

Oh . . !

// holding lea up to everyone

( 😇 )

jeez. am i the only one without an embarrassing ex?

// oooo people wanna plot dynamics ooooo

if i hear 'nothin' personnel' ever again, i think i may go insane.

i'll go to your funeral, and i'll stand at the podium, and i'll sniffle. and i'll say, "honestly? she ate."

𝓗𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ@sonicthefighters.bsky.social · 2y ago

ohhh everyone hates me and wants me dead.

uh - huh. sure. and you telling me he sleeps on YOUR couch totally makes it seem less like you guys are flirting. [ sticking her tongue out! ] definitely not more than JUST an equal trade off. i see it, now.

𝓗𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ@sonicthefighters.bsky.social · 2y ago

‘course he does! sonic’s a free spirit, everybody on earth knows that! and free spirits aren’t exactly . . . homeowners, ya know? so it’s an equal trade off! he gets somewhere to stay, and i get a sparring partner! some extra business, too.

[ leaning back with a shrug! ] can't blame a girl for trying the oldest trick in the book! someday you'll fall for it, i swear. . . he sleeps on your couch, hon?

𝓗𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ@sonicthefighters.bsky.social · 2y ago

well that means NOTHING! you know the deal — he models for me, and in exchange, he sleeps on my couch! i hardly see what me making his shoes has to do with it!

Silk fabrics . . ( 💭 )

no, nope. hey, is that him over there? wearing the new shoes you designed?

𝓗𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ@sonicthefighters.bsky.social · 2y ago

that’s exactly right! i would never do anything like that. ( even if that stupid cocky smirk is kind of cute. 💢 )

[ snrk!, ] riiight, right, it's my OTHER boss who's a cat that's flirting with her boytoy. not you, never.

𝓗𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ@sonicthefighters.bsky.social · 2y ago

( twirling her pigtail ) who, little old me? never!!

sir please. i'm on me last flu! mum and pops won't last a day without it! ( has never missed a single deadline and would die before she did )

𝓗𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ@sonicthefighters.bsky.social · 2y ago

and WHO said you could leave the influenza factory!? ( doesn’t care what azalea does as long as her work is done on time )

everyday my boss flirts with her boytoy in front of my salad

please miss honey allow me a moment outside in the fresh air i beg ( has the best benefits and work environment in the world )

𝓗𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ@sonicthefighters.bsky.social · 2y ago

MY BOY!!! MY SON IVE RAISED TO TAKE ON THE HONEY NAME!!! ( actually just someone who works at her store )

Just like that, she's rounding a corner, eagerly offering a bright pink bandaid to Honey while carrying an assortment of fabrics in her other arm. "Figured that'd happen," she chuckles.

𝓗𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ@sonicthefighters.bsky.social · 2y ago

Just one more stitch, and then I’ll . . [ Holding a needle and thread in her mouth as she moves a piece of fabric. ] Steady, steady, and . . oh, ouch .ᐟ

➷ 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝗺𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙡𝙚𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠, 𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙢. 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗼 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗱𝗼 𝗜 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣?