Judy Schmidt

@geckzilla.bsky.social

Galactic Janitorial Services

“Maybe I’ll get to sleep on time tonight,“ she thought, before hearing the deep thumping sound of Chinook helicopters flying overhead on a firefighting mission… “I definitely won’t spend 45 minutes thinking about that.“ so it goes

I might have too many spiders in the bathroom. Was flossing and one crawled onto my fingers, apparently off the flosser, while I was flossing. The hard part is trying to find a spot to drop them that's not already occupied. They've got all the corners pretty well covered.

omg I'm trying to judge these astrophotography images and the collected data are great but like... the color balance? begging people to look at their channels in isolation. if one looks mega bright and the others are diminutively dark, you probably have a problem

if you ever have a shredded foam mess to clean up, yes you could vacuum it, but tonight i discovered the polyester fluff inside a random old yellow pillow will soak it all up like a dang sponge. then you can get 100% of the foam into the sack like you intended all along…

been doing some local mapping lately and noticed on google maps this artificial lake thingy is marked as a road. all I'm saying is a human who lives here would never do this. probably even a human who doesn't live here would not make this mistake

top down aerial view of a suburban neighborhood with squared cul de sacs and an artificial blue water feature behind the backsides of the houses. the roads are marked by white lines, and somehow one of them connects to the water feature, mistaking it for a street in several places.

human shoulders are clearly shaped better for back sleeping. why have i spent my entire life wanting to side sleep so badly? why is sleeping so hard? it should be easy. oh you’re tired are you? well let’s just roll around every fifteen minutes for two hours then. a sound plan. super

don't worry, the universe has seen fit to punish me for all the shitty reply-guy posts i've made lately. i heated up some very gone fried rice in the microwave and am still recovering from the smell (none was eaten)

drove through san francisco today and every single billboard was about ai. ok there was one apple advert. doesn’t that seem silly? some were even ai for ai. it’s ai the whole way down

the stupidest of my problems right now: people know I like pastries, and multiple people have brought me multiple pastries independently. I can't eat them all before the leave peak freshness. it's unfair

I'm never going to be a dog person... I watch a dog for some cousins about a week per year. Dog is currently sitting right next to me just licking and licking his paws and I smell him. It's just normal dog smell, but... I just can't. I washed him yesterday. So stinky... faugh! fine, I'll go to bed