GreenAtom

@geenyote.bsky.social

20 year old yote being the silliest critter as much as possible, hanging around and doing brainless activities!! :3 | 🔞 mix of SFW & NSFW | he/him | Pfp by @lunarlillium.bsky.social

"The tale of your defeat quickly becomes the stuff of legend. How someone so gluttonously fat managed to so humiliatingly devour a hero so powerful is something for future scholars to furiously debate the veracity of. Somewhat mercifully, you will not live to hear such tales" - GAME OVER - (1/2)

Art by Evergreenplate

Okay guys, the (oddly specific!) warning stickers are funny, but I think by slapping them on that hard all you’ve done is prime Morgan’s obscenely bloated guts to erupt violently at the next minor disturbance Don’t stand directly in front of him. Or behind him, just to be safe. For your safety.