BOOOOOOOO I wanted to see The Demand kinda do something with the belts for a minute

lmao toa liona kinda rules

Kemalito hanging out in the corner and you just KNOW he's going to do something. #AEWDynamite

reminder that this tweet is what I call the Dipshit Minimum Standard. if the known dipshit is being a dipshit as usual and it's not at LEAST as funny as the Brianna Wu Tactical Moon Rocks Tweet, do not put that shit in my blessed skyline.

CONTEXT RELAPSE@letmesearch.bsky.social · 13h ago

SING THE BONE MAN SONG THE BONE MANTHEM

I don't know all the words to Theme from Místico either

gem (real name) 💎@gemcitygem.bsky.social · 3h ago

I don't think I know all the words to the Cope Song

friends, it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that there is TENSION in the don callis family.

good grief what a fuckin match lmao

MORE three amigos MORE I must see at least fifty-four amigos before the night is over

my wife called the CEO "Cardi C" and I had to point out that Mercedes was doing it first

"how you know" is still better than omega's two minute long catchphrase lmao

Komander is so cool

christian what the fuck was that lmao

it's almost banal to say it but what a fucking venue

I don't think I know all the words to the Cope Song

it's wednesday what the fuck does that mean

the real reason you shouldn't have kids is they might turn out funnier than you

Hellrazor Ramon@sugarazor.bsky.social · 6h ago

I can't get over that Atlantic article man. Gonna start asking parents expecting their second child, "have you considered the dark and under-discussed realities of sibling sexual abuse? No family is immune."

walmart bargain bin ass blu-ray lmao bsky.app/profile/your...

Your Canadian Girlfriend@yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 2d ago

Why? Why must everything we enjoy be sealed up with a "grade"? I get baseball cards being put in plastic because you can still enjoy both sides of the card. But a Blu-ray?

gonna be real, if these dopes were at all interested in Keeping Kids Safe Online they would come after Roblox SPECIFICALLY like the hammer of god and the fact that they don't really reveals what this is all about

goddamn gem city gem says there was a chance they would make biscuits and gravy last night: "then my wife came home and started making pork chops and that was fine"

Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 11h ago

Joe Hendry Says There Was A Chance He Could've Been On 2025 WWE Raw In Scotland: "We Just Couldn’t Get It Done For That Show"

oh no today's gonna be awful lmao

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 12h ago

Fetterman: "I own mirrors. I know I'm an ugly guy."

oh my god they voted for him because his name is "thomas smith" that's fucking incredible

The Downballot@the-downballot.com · 23h ago

Seems like an upset might be brewing in the GOP primary in #MI08 to take on Dem Rep. Kristen McDonald Rivet. Trump endorsed Amir Hassan, but he currently trails an absolute nobody who suspended his campaign a month ago by a wide margin.

the thing that these people take for granted is that this tech isn't like , I dunno, walmart, where people will broadly agree that it sucks but also be in a situation where they feel like they have to use it periodically. I will never intentionally use chatgpt or claude. ever.

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterday

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

you really have to hear the way he changes his mind and just keeps throwing spaghetti at the wall here, not only do I now believe he did it but I think he may have done 9/11 somehow

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

TAPPER: One of the files you released was an image of your daughter naked. It was available for a day before it was removed. Your ex-wife's attorney says it could quality as CSAM. That's shockingly reckless behavior MAX MILLER: I wouldn't say it's shockingly reckless. There was no genitalia exposed

i legitimately feel like these jagoffs used to try harder than this

onion person@junlper.beer · yesterday

suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile

when the only social media site you're on is linkedin

New York Magazine@nymag.com · yesterday

On social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?

in original translation Final Fantasy Tactics the first antagonists are called the Death Corps and in later games it's retranslated as Corpse Brigade and I believe in a compromise translation where they're the Corpse Corps

I feel like Dory's last match was pretty recent, wasn't it? Way more recent than it should've been?

you think it's bad and then you watch it with the sound on

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god I think I found the video.