Do you have an affinity for voluptuous glutei maximi, and are you unable to utter a fabrication? 🖤
Gem DeMilo ♥️ Chicago + Beyond
@gemdemilo.bsky.social
Modern Version of Botticelli’s Venus ▫️ Proud Owner of a Big Butt ▫️Dad Joke Collector 🕸️ https://beacons.ai/professordemilo 💘 https://marigoldgift.com/gemdemilo/gemdemilowishlist
When you celebrate your birthday with @missdaffnie.bsky.social & me, just know you’re getting ALL the cake 🎂 Thanks again for an amazing night C, and HBD 🥳🎊🎁
As much as I love collecting Michelin stars in the West Loop, there is something very special about exploring what Chicago’s other neighborhoods have to offer too ✨ Thanks again for an amazing dinner, A 💋
I can’t wait to go a-frolicking in a meadow in this dress 🌸💐 Thanks for the lovely gift, J 🩷
My pup is recovering smoothly from her knee surgeries and removal of her mast cell tumor 💕🙏 She is my sunshine so I’m glad I had a rain day fund! However, the $7.5K was more than I anticipated 😭 If my boyfriends want to take care of me by taking care of this bill, I would be forever grateful!
Josie Qu 🏡 CHI@meetjosiequ.bsky.social · last mo.She’s out of surgery!!!!!
Having a great skin day. Just thought you’d like to know 💙✨
There’s a content creator who’s been referring to my fair city as “Chicago Marie Illinois” and I don’t know why but it just makes sense to me that Marie is Chicago’s middle name.
The face I make when you tell me your worst (best) dad joke 💙
I wrote a little something on Substack about consent, eroticism and a viral voice memo 🧡 open.substack.com/pub/gemdemil...
Don’t be afraid to make mistakes. Mistakes are often our best teachers once we let go of shame and regret. Showing ourselves humility, grace and compassion is what transforms mistakes onto immeasurably valuable lessons 🌸
Do you have an affinity for voluptuous glutei maximi, and are you unable to utter a fabrication? 🖤
If you have an unpredictable schedule and are unable to confirm a date until last minute, consider pre-screening accompanied by a small gift. So, when you reach out last minute, you’re more likely to be taken seriously and met enthusiastically rather than being perceived as low-quality traffic.
Have you remembered to check your spam folder recently? 💖
It’s a get naked and hang out by a hotel air conditioner kinda day 🥵
I think spending all day cooking Ina Garten’s recipes and watching John Waters movies counts as a Pride celebration.
Orange you glad you're following me? 🧡
Kinda upset I’m not in Boston right now. I could use more men in kilts in my life 😢
The midwestern urge to take an impromptu trip to the upper peninsula in Michigan to go berry picking 🍓🫐
They say big boobs are back in now. My question is who else was blissfully unaware that they were ever out?
One of the upsides of the specific niche I occupy in this industry is that I am is that I’m too boring for Forbes or The New York Post to ever write anything about me 💖
It’s biphobic to not have a threesome with me and one of my hot friends during pride month, just fyi 🩷💜💙
Newsletter finally went out, a few days later than expected. Accept some butt as a token of my apologies for keeping you waiting 💖
I’m officially back from Europe I and have a few ideas on how we can celebrate my return to Chicago…💛
See ya later, alligators! 🐊 I’m off to a little R+R in Europe. See you later this month 😘
Hands down, my favorite part of spring is the scent of lilacs wafting through the air 🪻💜