Every time there's some great artist who started creating amazing art when they were a small child, that person had to be autistic. It's my belief that if autistic people didn't exist, humanity would never have entered the Stone Age
I’ve been rebuilding a software project, a massive web app that encompasses intranet, bookings, course registrations, et cetera. It was written in PHP and I’ve been rewriting it in TypeScript using a framework called nest.js. I’m almost done and it’s coming down to the little weird features
Kinda boggles my mind that the database language I write to make apps goes back 53 years to 1973. It’s powerful but damn is it tedious
What do you call that hairdo that all the far right christian women have? Like fox newscaster hair. There’s got to be a name for it
My wife and I had so many knives and somehow all of them are missing in action. Thanks adhd
My mom keeps going on about what a good honorable man her fiancé is who dumped her by text and left for Michigan to be with the woman he was cheating on her with. I’m finding it very triggering because it reminds me of how she would never protect me from my dad or brother
Every time I take a shirt off my cat has to bury her nose in it. My cat is a stink freak
Once upon a time I made art deco posters for “Maine Empty Mansion Tours” inviting members of the public to just let themselves in for unguided tours in rich people’s empty summer homes, which could be identified by a metal chain hanging across the driveway. “bounce on the seats of a Bentley!”
When this is all said and done I’m texting my moms fiancé who cheated on her with a text that reads “I really don’t appreciate how you took advantage of my mom, I hope you get rocks on your shoes often”
When there’s a show i want to see at the Maine Savings Amphitheater I will be officially old
This is how me and my mutuals hang out
Update: he got fired from his job at the ALS Association and immediately took off to Michigan telling my mom to “throw all his things away”. Something isn’t right here!!!!!!
Cait 🦇@gendercoffin.bsky.social · 4w agoI was telling my mom about the downfall of Graham Plamtner and her immediate response was to say “well sometimes stories are made up” and proceeded to tell me a story about how her fiancé just “had someone try to frame him” for some creepy batshit actions against a young woman that he definitely did
There’s a lesbian comedian named Emma Willmann. She grew up in my hometown and it’s weird to see her vids because when my dad brother and I were watching her Colbert Report appearance, my brother went “why does everything need to be gay, gay, gay” and my dad agreed. I left and never came back
Mamdani just knocking it out of the park here.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 2w agoBenjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
Instagram is trying to get me to start an Onlyfans and try ketamine
We went for a nighttime drive and I SAW MY FIRST POSSUM EVER
The Ben Jordan going on Tucker Carlson thing has me thinking- be careful when dealing with anti authoritarian men with no clear political allegiance who want positions of trust. See Glenn Greenwald, Julian Assange
It’s dark out and there’s a man with a shovel in my yard insisting on digging stuff up because he thinks he’s helping. There’s nothing I can do except accept that I might wake up to a bunch of holes in the yard
Aaaaaaa I just made mac and cheese with SWEETENED VANILLA SOYMILK
If the laundromat was for rich people they wouldn’t have signs threatening a lifetime ban for intoxication, they’d offer free hipster beer while you wait
The thing about being a trans woman is that people treat you like a woman even as they may use the wrong pronoun. Strange old lonely men are obviously attracted to me even as they call me “him”. Even hateful people on the internet will use insults they’d use against a woman, before calling me a man
I got a hate comment on my instagram reel calling me a tatted up freak with daddy issues and they said it like that’s not a good thing
The garage today spending too much to get my air conditioning serviced